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Movie: Teeth

They can make a horror movie about anything these days…

Anyone seen this?

Wow there.

Crrrr Houston Crrr we have a problem Crrr the world is even more messed up then we thought.

Who the hell thinks of these things?

I saw it in Portland. The movie was actually pretty clever and a little funny. That said, my wife claims that I my jaw was on the floor or I was making painful expressions with my face to ever actually laugh during it.

mike

“Toothed vagina,” the classic symbol of men’s fear of sex, expressing the unconscious belief that a woman may eat or castrate her partner during intercourse. Freud said, “Probably no male human being is spared the terrifying shock of threatened castration at the sight of female genitals.” Especially one with teeth.

http://www.goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata.html

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
“Toothed vagina,” the classic symbol of men’s fear of sex, expressing the unconscious belief that a woman may eat or castrate her partner during intercourse. Freud said, “Probably no male human being is spared the terrifying shock of threatened castration at the sight of female genitals.” Especially one with teeth.

http://www.goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata.html [/quote]

Freud was an idiot. Vaginas are my penis’ favorite place to chill.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
“Toothed vagina,” the classic symbol of men’s fear of sex, expressing the unconscious belief that a woman may eat or castrate her partner during intercourse. Freud said, “Probably no male human being is spared the terrifying shock of threatened castration at the sight of female genitals.” Especially one with teeth.

http://www.goddesscafe.com/yoni/dentata.html[/quote]

Freud also said you want a penis, in fact you want it so bad you are pissed off about not having one.

I’d still hit it.

New horror movie. When powerlifter finds power/squat rack gone from gym, and it has been replaced by smith machine, he goes on a massive murder rampage.

Now, to wait for the millions.