Ron Jeremy
This guy…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhnold!
Ha Ha Ha. I used to have a mullet, and I like Andrew WK 
My pick would be John Malkovich or Bruce Willis. Others include Norman Reedus, Nicholas Cage, Brad Pitt(get fucked ya twat in advance)
Still others; Michael Rooker, Cole Hauser.
Giants; Ralph Moeller, Nathan Jones of strongman and First Strike fame, Andrew Brynairski.
David Spade
Brad Pitt absolutely - did you see him in Fight Club and Snatch…?
BejEEEEzus…!
He’d make me look damn good…!
P.S. BradTGIF - Eric Bana probably lost 20lbs to get to Hollywood - in his old “Fast Forward” and “Full Frontal” days, his arms were HUGE.
For TV that is.