This morning I was downstairs in my dorm’s cafeteria reading the local newspaper and their was an article about a brand new exercise regimen called t-tapp. It was basically a bunch of isometric exercises done in different positions, weird but not retarded till I read on: the inventor claims that by doing weight lifting you work the muscles and make them bigger, but by doing t-tapp you just work the “belly” and it just increases density, like its a different process or something.
So I got irritated and looked up this t-tapp online, and reading through the official site: there is a movement called “putting the organs in place” I thought this was a joke, but as i read on,
oh god i thought i had seen it all…
i really think they are telling people you can lose inches in your stomach by moving your organs. I just cant take this anymore, its so retarded. and does this sound good, from the article about flat stomachs: “At first you may feel some discomfort as you move your internal organs but this does not hurt the body. Degree of discomfort reveals the level of muscle atrophy” oh god, i cant take it, do people really feel this is the way to exercise and change your body?