Platypus is delicious as well
Where did you find platypus meat! I want
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Well, you have to go to the zoo and capture the little fuckers when no ones looking, then go home, fire up the barby. Gut the platypus and cut off the tail so you dont die (if you want to be poisoned you can, its just extra flavour for the price of death) then coat in your favorite seasoning , cook on high heat for 10 minutes each side, and no need for oil cum works fine. There ya have it! Some delicious platypus, a classic aussie meal.
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Fool, a male platypus administers venom through a spur in its heel
Can I use my koala jizz or is that an odd flavour profile?
Lol was thinking of stingrays then.
5 star flavour would definitely recommend and fry some testicles as well, it gives it that extra crunch.
Having eaten fried bull testicles before, I can say they are genuinely delicious
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I eat other Australians
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Bull testicles for gainzz
Donāt mess with guinea pigs?
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Itās definitely on my menu!
Youāre a monster!
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Gotta admit Queensland is pretty nice, and thatās coming from a New South Welshman.
Queensland in general is a little more laidback than metro NSW.
Very true. Im yet to find a fellow queenslander who actually gives a shit
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Letās face it,
When you have cam smith, johnathon thurston, cooper cronk and billy slater as your spine, youāre gunna be far pressed to have a worry in the world
(Nsw born but qld bred) 
Agreed, but letās just ignore the Reds for a while
Not for long now though; be the end of an era soon. The Qld brains have been beating the rock apes of nsw for over a decade but I fear a change is coming.
Itāll be closer no doubt, but with milf, hunt, Morgan, Taylor, croft (early days but Iām sure), friend, McCullough, granvile, the list goes on and onā¦
I would argue nswās only real promise is Cleary.
I fear for the forwards though, this 4 front row rotation between woods, klemmer, RCG and McLean is leathal this World Cup.
Interesting fact, I came up through the bulldogs junior system and klem is 2 years my senior so our Harold matts/jersey flegg/under 20ās trained together and we all toured together when we played junior states and national games
Could always tell he was going to go onto the next level, itās scary to think he hasnāt even reached anywhere near his body maturity yet
All good players and Iām really happy with Morgans form lately, but the Melbourne spine + Thurston who is the best supporting player in the game is just a huge hole to fill. I donāt like to admit it but qld need to bring absolute quality every origin to get around the hard hitting forward pack of the blues.
Oh thatās cool man! No guesses what position you played I take it you are a Canterbury fan? I support the Knights (be kind lol)
Yeah itās hard to argue
Along with locky, I dare say they are going to be the next immortals with inglisā¦
Youāll be surprised to hear I was actually centre, was much leaner back then hahaha
And no Iām not Iām a broncos supporter actually
Oh wow, 2 surprises! Haha
Definitely locky, donāt know about Inglis though. Iām thinking locky, Smith and Thurston. Iād like to say cronk but I donāt see him making it either.