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Motorized Ice Cream Cone


Yes, really.

“Load the removable dish with ice cream, push the button and the ice cream turns while you enjoy one of the world’s most popular treats.”

Too much work the regular way I guess.

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1151

SWEET

looks like getting fatter just got a lot easier

[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
looks like getting jacked just got a lot easier[/quote]

Fixed.

The Idiocracy reveals it’s ugly head once again!

Holy crap…this brings all kinds of ideas!!

  1. The Revolving Buffet Table
    Tired of having to get up and wheeze all of the way to the trough filled with goodies after already chowing down on half a cow and 15 slices of chocolate cake? Well, why not have the food come to you!!!

Hell, if you call ahead of time, we’ll even pick you up at your house and carry you in the restaurant!! You won’t even have to bring the scooter!

  1. The In Home Martha Stewart Bed Pan
    Feel like that toilet is just MILES away? Sick of feeling bloated because getting up by yourself is a long forgotten memory and your Feeder dropped off 3 more dozen doughnuts than expected and they are all barking at your back door ready to get out?

Well, now you can take a shit whenever WHEREVER in a toilet that matches the decor and is ALWAYS WITH YOU!!!

  1. The New and Improved Rag on a Stick
    The previous rag on a stick was just a rag…on a stick. Let’s face it, when you are hitting 580lbs, that just does not provide enough coverage.

New IMPROVED rag on a stick utilizes not one…not two…but THREE absorbent car covers big enough to fit a Chevy Tahoe with bacterial scrubbers built right in!!!

So go ahead, have that 5th serving of cherry pie. Life just got a hell of a lot…TASTIER!!!

[quote]Professor X wrote:

  1. The Revolving Buffet Table
    Tired of having to get up and wheeze all of the way to the trough filled with goodies after already chowing down on half a cow and 15 slices of chocolate cake? Well, why not have the food come to you!!!

Hell, if you call ahead of time, we’ll even pick you up at your house and carry you in the restaurant!! You won’t even have to bring the scooter!

  1. The In Home Martha Stewart Bed Pan
    Feel like that toilet is just MILES away? Sick of feeling bloated because getting up by yourself is a long forgotten memory and your Feeder dropped off 3 more dozen doughnuts than expected and they are all barking at your back door ready to get out?

Well, now you can take a shit whenever WHEREVER in a toilet that matches the decor and is ALWAYS WITH YOU!!!

  1. The New and Improved Rag on a Stick
    The previous rag on a stick was just a rag…on a stick. Let’s face it, when you are hitting 580lbs, that just does not provide enough coverage.

New IMPROVED rag on a stick utilizes not one…not two…but THREE absorbent car covers big enough to fit a Chevy Tahoe with bacterial scrubbers built right in!!!

So go ahead, have that 5th serving of cherry pie. Life just got a hell of a lot…TASTIER!!![/quote]

Just so you know, your first two ideas have been thought of quite some time ago in a slightly different form.

  1. Revolving buffet table: Old farm houses with big families sometimes had round dinner tables with a revolving piece in the middle. Rather than passing food back and forth, you could spin the middle section to get the item you wanted.

2.) Portable toilets: Again, in old homes with out houses, pans were kept under the beds for use at night so you didn’t have to go outside.

I’m researching the rag on a stick.

It goes to the old adage; what’s old is new again :slight_smile:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Professor X wrote:

  1. The Revolving Buffet Table
    Tired of having to get up and wheeze all of the way to the trough filled with goodies after already chowing down on half a cow and 15 slices of chocolate cake? Well, why not have the food come to you!!!

Hell, if you call ahead of time, we’ll even pick you up at your house and carry you in the restaurant!! You won’t even have to bring the scooter!

  1. The In Home Martha Stewart Bed Pan
    Feel like that toilet is just MILES away? Sick of feeling bloated because getting up by yourself is a long forgotten memory and your Feeder dropped off 3 more dozen doughnuts than expected and they are all barking at your back door ready to get out?

Well, now you can take a shit whenever WHEREVER in a toilet that matches the decor and is ALWAYS WITH YOU!!!

  1. The New and Improved Rag on a Stick
    The previous rag on a stick was just a rag…on a stick. Let’s face it, when you are hitting 580lbs, that just does not provide enough coverage.

New IMPROVED rag on a stick utilizes not one…not two…but THREE absorbent car covers big enough to fit a Chevy Tahoe with bacterial scrubbers built right in!!!

So go ahead, have that 5th serving of cherry pie. Life just got a hell of a lot…TASTIER!!!

Just so you know, your first two ideas have been thought of quite some time ago in a slightly different form.

  1. Revolving buffet table: Old farm houses with big families sometimes had round dinner tables with a revolving piece in the middle. Rather than passing food back and forth, you could spin the middle section to get the item you wanted.

2.) Portable toilets: Again, in old homes with out houses, pans were kept under the beds for use at night so you didn’t have to go outside.

I’m researching the rag on a stick.

It goes to the old adage; what’s old is new again :slight_smile:

[/quote]

Damn it!!

Were they copyrighted?

Because if not…

It would be cool if the motorized cone could download and play MP3 files!

[quote]steve.rt wrote:
It would be cool if the motorized cone could download and play MP3 files![/quote]

…hope you got that idea patented buddy

counter clockwise?

what if youre a lefty?

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE LEFTYS?!

… but can you eat teh cone???

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Professor X wrote:

  1. The Revolving Buffet Table
    Tired of having to get up and wheeze all of the way to the trough filled with goodies after already chowing down on half a cow and 15 slices of chocolate cake? Well, why not have the food come to you!!!

Hell, if you call ahead of time, we’ll even pick you up at your house and carry you in the restaurant!! You won’t even have to bring the scooter!

  1. The In Home Martha Stewart Bed Pan
    Feel like that toilet is just MILES away? Sick of feeling bloated because getting up by yourself is a long forgotten memory and your Feeder dropped off 3 more dozen doughnuts than expected and they are all barking at your back door ready to get out?

Well, now you can take a shit whenever WHEREVER in a toilet that matches the decor and is ALWAYS WITH YOU!!!

  1. The New and Improved Rag on a Stick
    The previous rag on a stick was just a rag…on a stick. Let’s face it, when you are hitting 580lbs, that just does not provide enough coverage.

New IMPROVED rag on a stick utilizes not one…not two…but THREE absorbent car covers big enough to fit a Chevy Tahoe with bacterial scrubbers built right in!!!

So go ahead, have that 5th serving of cherry pie. Life just got a hell of a lot…TASTIER!!!

Just so you know, your first two ideas have been thought of quite some time ago in a slightly different form.

  1. Revolving buffet table: Old farm houses with big families sometimes had round dinner tables with a revolving piece in the middle. Rather than passing food back and forth, you could spin the middle section to get the item you wanted.

[/quote]

^^^^
A lazy Susan I believe it’s called. Kinda like the toy you played on as a kid, sit down, grab the handle and spin yourself in circles until you threw up.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
… but can you eat teh cone???[/quote]

That’s just sad…