I’m a long time lurker in T-Nation and I thought I?d share with you folks what happened to me yesterday. Prior to entering the gym, i thought i felt the urge to defecate. After 5 minutes of face contortion, i’m momentarily bewildered when nothing came out of it! Ok, so i’m thinking that maybe my bowels are playing tricks on my mind. With this in mind (+ the urgency to finish up my workout and shower all in 45 minutes before my lecture), i went ahead with my workout having the “crappiest” feeling. Enter, the SQUAT. Focusing out my rectum and anything resembling “crap”, i proceeded to warm up with two sets of squats (135lbs and 225lbs respectively). That felt alright, and than it was 315lbs for 8, and this was ass to heels mind you. First 4 reps were strong, 5th rep initiated a fart and than on the 6th as you have probably expected by now, pop. The weights pretty much exploded upwards from there. I racked the weights and calmly waddled to the restroom. There, everything came out fluidly and i had to dump my underwear. Well despite the brief interruption, I went back out and finished 3 more sets of squats ala ?free willy? style!
I am just wondering, have any of you committed anything stupid/ embarrassing like this or anything remotely similar?