Most Insane Cheat Meal Ever?

Spent 3.5 hour with HaterZack (punk vegetarian) mowing through the salad bar at Sizzler in Merced, Ca at which point they noticed what we where doing and changed the muzak to something that neither Zack nor I could stand…otherwise it would have been the 5 hour marathon ! Had the greatest “blow the colon” day the next day.
Remember " A great shit happening is weightloss without the Excersize" LOL :wink:

Just returned from the gym after doing some conditioning work, saw this thread, and thought i’d join in.

I usually do one cheat meal every saturday night but today, coincidentally, I was planning on 2 cheat meals. One am and one pm.

            AM...round 1...

            4 eggs fried with 1 medium onion 
            4 links breakfast sausage  
            2 slices italian toast with butter 
            2 pumpkin muffins pan grilled with lots of butter 
            1 large glass milk 

Round 2…pm… will be coming later on in the day. I will post then.

[quote]PB Andy wrote:

[quote]hlss09 wrote:
4-8 cups oats, 1 quart low fat ice cream, snickers bar every thursday for a skipload when losing weight. over a 6ish hour period[/quote]
this cheat meal sucks. [/quote]

I love these threads, straight up food porn, especially for those of us dieting or cutting.

All I would ask is that people get as detailed and list oriented as possible (calories, amounts, number, servings, etc.), because I want to hear and see everything that you got to consume. We might as well go all out in here.

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:

[quote]AquaCruzer wrote:
11 hot dogs and 11 pretzels at a baseball game because I bet my cousin I could eat one hot dog and pretzel for each inning. I ate two extra because no one else would finish it. When I got home I was clutching the toilet.[/quote]

It would have been awesome if the game went 13-14+ innings…[/quote]

Oh god, I would’ve died.

[quote]butcherman7 wrote:
Just returned from the gym after doing some conditioning work, saw this thread, and thought i’d join in.

I usually do one cheat meal every saturday night but today, coincidentally, I was planning on 2 cheat meals. One am and one pm.

            AM...round 1...

            4 eggs fried with 1 medium onion 
            4 links breakfast sausage  
            2 slices italian toast with butter 
            2 pumpkin muffins pan grilled with lots of butter 
            1 large glass milk 

Round 2…pm… will be coming later on in the day. I will post then.
[/quote]

Most insane cheat meal ever? No

lol i ate an extremely large pizza next to this low carb support group as a joke when i was 16…

i can easilly eat one large regular pizza, but this was abnormal size…i didn’t even finish it(1/8 or so was left)…felt extremely sick afterwards…

Youtube: epic meal time/ kids edition
lagasna w/ mcD’s chix nuggets, bacon, hot dogs, sauage, w/ cheese sauce: velveta, cheese dip, shreeded cheese, powder cheese packets
for a drink: in a blender: choclate milk, 5 candy bars, 2 scoops ice cream, small jack daniels

[quote]pr-train wrote:
Youtube: epic meal time/ kids edition
lagasna w/ mcD’s chix nuggets, bacon, hot dogs, sauage, w/ cheese sauce: velveta, cheese dip, shreeded cheese, powder cheese packets
for a drink: in a blender: choclate milk, 5 candy bars, 2 scoops ice cream, small jack daniels[/quote]

Haha, I never saw that until now. Did you actually make it?

[quote]ashylarryku wrote:

[quote]pr-train wrote:
Youtube: epic meal time/ kids edition
lagasna w/ mcD’s chix nuggets, bacon, hot dogs, sauage, w/ cheese sauce: velveta, cheese dip, shreeded cheese, powder cheese packets
for a drink: in a blender: choclate milk, 5 candy bars, 2 scoops ice cream, small jack daniels[/quote]

Haha, I never saw that until now. Did you actually make it?[/quote]
no, not me…but i garuntee nobody can out this meal, calorie-wise
“YOU wish you had the metabolism of a 10 year old!!!”

3lbs burrito.

[quote]pr-train wrote:
“YOU wish you had the metabolism of a 10 year old!!!”[/quote]

Hahaha, that kid was cracking me up.

Has anyone ever been to a beefsteak?

All you can eat tenderloin, french fries then ice cream to top it off. Not to metion all the room temp Coors light you want.

[quote]ashylarryku wrote:

[quote]silverhydra wrote:
10 racks of ribs at All-You-Can-Eat night.

I had ice cream later that night and hell on the toilet the next day.[/quote]

Something similar to mine:

Tried to down a 4 lb burger challenge at a local bar and grill in Springfield, MO. got 3/4 down and felt like death!

Then a couple of hours later I got some cookie dough ice cream at a local ice cream place because it was supposed to be the best around . . . . it was :)[/quote]

Very similar to mine. I ate a 5lb burger + fries in 28 min. Got the meal for free and a tshirt. Was still hungry after so went to cold stone got a gotta have it cake batter ice cream with PB and PB cups in it. Epic

I once ate 1.2 kg of steak with 5 sweet potatoes, sauce and salad. Afterwards I was so stuffed i could barely move, but still somehow managed to squeeze down a shitload of caramell pudding and a 200 g chocolate bar. I have never felt so bloated and uncomfortable in my life.

I was chipping porcelain pieces off my toilet the following morning:/

I had:
two large pizzas
a box of cereal w/ whole milk of course
A tub of ice cream
3 entrees and a side from panda express
a box of cheez-its

This was over a five hour period though.

[quote]ashylarryku wrote:

[quote]butcherman7 wrote:
Just returned from the gym after doing some conditioning work, saw this thread, and thought i’d join in.

I usually do one cheat meal every saturday night but today, coincidentally, I was planning on 2 cheat meals. One am and one pm.

            AM...round 1...

            4 eggs fried with 1 medium onion 
            4 links breakfast sausage  
            2 slices italian toast with butter 
            2 pumpkin muffins pan grilled with lots of butter 
            1 large glass milk 

Round 2…pm… will be coming later on in the day. I will post then.
[/quote]

Most insane cheat meal ever? No[/quote]

Lol I was thinking that. Just sounds like a normal breakfast.

for dinner one day last week I ate
-1.5 cups rolled oats “dry measure”
-4 extra large whole eggs
-1 jar of naturally more pb

Didnt plan on it but had a great workout in the a.m and a very physical day at work. Felt great to re-fuel my body with 6-7000 cals that day

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
I had:
two large pizzas
a box of cereal w/ whole milk of course
A tub of ice cream
3 entrees and a side from panda express
a box of cheez-its

This was over a five hour period though.
[/quote]

Still - that’s a LOT of food. Wow…

I once smoked A LOT of pot and got the majoorr munches and had 2 cheeseburgers … 12 mini boxes of frootloops all with whole milk and 4 rootbeers …

  1. 2 chipotle burrittos everything 1500kcal of homeade chcolate brownies with chocolate frosting diet dr pepper (hfcs is bad 4 u)

Haha I’m remembering a lot of meals like this… None were cheat meals though LOL