Once I dug a hole and covered it with sticks to get him to trip, he assumed thats why I brought him out side and didnt walk around. I got annoyed that he found out and grabed a stick and slung dog shit at him from my yard. He instantly started to chase me which made him run right into my hole lol! The fall took like 20 minutes.
When I watched the footage of the parachute jump gone wrong and the man plummets to the ground and bounces off…an onlooker cries ‘somebody give him a hand’ …and the spectators start clapping.
Ah yes–I don’t know how, but I forgot the whole cat scene in “Boondock Saints”. I didn’t see it coming the first time I watched the film…and I was quite literally paralyzed with laughter for 15 minutes. I couldn’t breathe.
[quote]Renton wrote:
on edge wrote:
Yesterday I was walking past my deaf neighbors house when I saw his cat meowing at the front door. I’m still chuckling.
LOL!
Here’s one (another cat related).
A mate who is a police officer got called out by an old lady when a lorry driver pulled up in his truck outside her house, got out of his cab and grabbed a spade and beat her cat to death with it (The cat had just run out of the house and was sunning itself on it’s back).
She took the vehicles number and it was traced.
My mate went to the lorry depot to find out what was going on. Apparently the driver had tried to swerve to miss the cat and had hit it so he thought the kindest thing to do was to give it a swift ending.
Only problem was, that when the checked his vehicle, there was another dead cat that had been minced and caught up behind his mud flap.
To this day I can just imagine the look on that old girls face when some hairy assed lorry driver murdered her perfectly healthy cat. Not to mention the surprise the cat must have felt.[/quote]
I love it when guys get knocked out. I can’t watch the UFC with my wife any more because I laugh like crazy every time someone gets knocked out. Actually, one time I was watching boxing with the in-laws and started laughing when a guy got knocked out and they all looked at me like I was immature or something and then proceeded to have a discussion about how violent boxing is. Whatever