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Monkey vs Sumo, Plants Superior to Meat

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The tiger wins

Most awesome white box. Ever.

I’m not the only one seeing the white box, am I?

But I think the sumo wrestler could kick the monkey’s ass. Unless we’re talking baboon or mandril…then the sumo’s testicles would be down that baboon’s throat in a New York minute.

Even against a little snapper like a marmoset, though, the sumo would lose a finger or eye or two.

I honestly don’t know who would win in a fight between plants & meat, though. I don’t know what it would take to beat the meat.

So the ginger ape beats the fat boy.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

So the ginger ape beats the fat boy. [/quote]

As amusing as that video is, i think it would of been more interesting had they used a world’s strongest man competitor instead of a sumo wrester.

It looks very strange that the sumo had a good four feet of slack in his line when he was launched forth beyond his control into a perfect belly flop.

So, how does this relate to their diet?

You stupid ape GTFOmypowerrack, do you see a tail on that Orangoutang?

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
It looks very strange that the sumo had a good four feet of slack in his line when he was launched forth beyond his control into a perfect belly flop.

So, how does this relate to their diet?
[/quote]
x2 on this.

Also, if we as humans had the same genetic predisposition for strength as many species in our animal kingdom, well, we probably wouldn’t be having this conversation…

[quote]on edge wrote:
You stupid ape GTFOmypowerrack, do you see a tail on that Orangoutang?[/quote]

If he had a tail he would not be an ape?

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
You stupid ape GTFOmypowerrack, do you see a tail on that Orangoutang?[/quote]

If he had a tail he would not be an ape?[/quote]

Don’t quote me on this but I think that most monkeys have tails but apes don’t.

So, if I go vegan I’ll turn into an orangutan?

Not sure if I’ll go through with it, but it’s nice to know the option is there.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
You stupid ape GTFOmypowerrack, do you see a tail on that Orangoutang?[/quote]

If he had a tail he would not be an ape?[/quote]

Don’t quote me on this but I think that most monkeys have tails but apes don’t.

[/quote]

Correct

pfft, yeah, but how much can the orang squat?

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
You stupid ape GTFOmypowerrack, do you see a tail on that Orangoutang?[/quote]

If he had a tail he would not be an ape?[/quote]

Geez, the things I take for common knowledge…

Apes:
Gorillas
Orangoutangs
Chimpanzees
Bonobos
Humans
None have tails.

Monkeys:
Spider Monkeys
Colobo Monkeys
Howler Monkeys
Probably a few hundred other monkeys (mostly named after some other creatures like Lion Monkey, Sloth Monkey, Old Chinese Guy With a Beard Monkey etc).
All have tails.

[quote]Elegua360 wrote:
pfft, yeah, but how much can the orang squat?[/quote]

Can you imagine what the could deadlift? Their range of mothion would be about one inch to lockout.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
You stupid ape GTFOmypowerrack, do you see a tail on that Orangoutang?[/quote]

If he had a tail he would not be an ape?[/quote]

Geez, the things I take for common knowledge…

Apes:
Gorillas
Orangoutangs
Chimpanzees
Bonobos
Humans
None have tails.
.[/quote]

Hey, you forgot about gibbons and siamangs! I love those furry, brachiating little bastards.

[quote]Elegua360 wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:
You stupid ape GTFOmypowerrack, do you see a tail on that Orangoutang?[/quote]

If he had a tail he would not be an ape?[/quote]

Geez, the things I take for common knowledge…

Apes:
Gorillas
Orangoutangs
Chimpanzees
Bonobos
Humans
None have tails.
.[/quote]

Hey, you forgot about gibbons and siamangs! I love those furry, brachiating little bastards.
[/quote]

I only know my great apes. After that, I’m clueless.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Elegua360 wrote:
pfft, yeah, but how much can the orang squat?[/quote]

Can you imagine what the could deadlift? Their range of mothion would be about one inch to lockout.[/quote]

Based on the finger flick that launched a sumo wrestler several feet- I’m guessing 475 thousand megatons.