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MMA Slogans


#1

... If you had to come up with an MMA slogan what would it be?

Boxing as "the sweet science"

what would you call MMA?

Ballet of Death
Controlled Chaos
The sweet-er science
"the art of fighting w/o fighting"
jeet kune do on steroids
capoeira w/o the rhythm
"DAAAMMMNNNNN, YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!"


#2

It's not Vale Tudo but it's still rough.


#3

I thought McCain already gave it it's official nickname "Human Cockfighting".


#4

"human fighting"


#5

Violent Multitasking


#6

no cock fighting is what i do when i slap you wit.... oh ya mccain yea that is what he said...


#7

Whenever a fight goes to the ground: "No Homo."


#8

That's the hardest I've laughed all day, and it's even funnier because it's true.