First, this depends on particle size mainly and gases would be most effective. Seeing as neither apply here, you are wrong. Nice attempt at a come back though, however, nothing goes IN my ass. I suggest to you again to have fun rectally inserting random protein products. I would also recommend vanilla and banana flavors so you can tell what's protein and what isn't.
To the kids reading this, get a friend to shove the protein in your ass or a really stupid adult.
And now, back to Sesame Street!