I used to be pretty nimble in my limbo hey-day.
Then I started working for the gov. Had to cut my hair, too. Actually, shave it.
That's a pretty good online translator you used - or is your German really that good?
Although, as a fellow kinda dwarf, I gotta add that 'big' also translates to the German equivalent of 'tall'. Should've used 'stark' or 'maechtig'.
Actually, I'd like to go with the latter option.