Maybe I'm just over tired but this shit fuckin cracked me up!
Fucking Billy Mays. He sells life insurance too. Tell em the loud retard sent you.
NEED TO FIX A HOLE?
Then, you need me, BILLY MAYS
to tell you about mighty putty.
There's a ton of Billy Mays parody vids on youtube, and almost all of them are hilarious.
Here's another for teasing purposes =p
haha...that was good.
I liked this one:
"Fucking Optimus Prime can't even tear this shit off!"
(I can't view break.com at work, so forgive me if I'm reposting this.)
Overall I think this one is the best, the billy Mays Mini burger station.
"No sifting through feces" haha.