King of Vice wrote:
You gave up on the natural life just because you didn’t understand how to eat right or train hard.
For that reason I doubt anyone is going to give you information on how to break a few laws.
You aren’t even developed enough to consider steroids, yet you use them anyways. One of these days the army will issue you a whiz-quiz and you will end up popping +.
1.) I’m not surprised you have no pics posted
2.) I’m not in the military
3.) You don’t pop positive for a military piss test if you’re using steroids
4.) You homos need to learn that a private still outranks a cadet.
I honestly find it funny that I can picture you dudes sitting around in your inspection-ready college dorms jerking each other off writing responses to try to get under people’s skin because you’re so sick of being dumped on as shitbag cadets with no clout or ribbons.
5.) Thanks for the advice, but your mom says I’m plenty developed.[/quote]
Your story is going downhill fast you fucktard. Let me see I can recall you posting this in the Newjack seeking advice thread. Let me quote:
“I can show you an LES from '05 where I was making $4200+ a month after taxes with my hazard pay, language pay, flight pay, COLA, etc… as an e-5.”
“Enlisted… officer… who gives a flying shit. I’ve known fucktards who can’t tie their shoes on both ends of the spectrum, and I as well as many fellow enlisted people that I knew have a master’s degree.”
"It’s a good thing you’re not allowed to think yet, Cadet… people would die. Every single person on flight status gets flight pay and I have 1170 hours.
That’s right, I have more time sitting on the shitter while airborne than you do as a cadet in a military you know nothing about. You are an embarrassment to every servicemember both officer and enlisted who has given their life for our country."
“I joined when I was 17 and was an e4 by 19 years old, made e-5 when I was 20. I had my associates at 20 years old, my bachelor’s at 21 years old (got one of those yet?) and just finished my MBA at 24 years old. I went to SERE school with a 19 year old O-1.”
“Find a real officer and ask them what the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, California is. Then ask them how hard it is to pass the Mandarin Chinese course with a 3/3 DLPT score.”
So do you now want to still claim you aren’t in the military? Bitch.