Michelle and The Gang Of Babes

I think I would enjoy the column more if I knew that the ladies(or “babes”) were at least decent looking. They are probably beautiful women(or “babes,” if you will) But, the internet is scary. For some reason I fear that I’m reading a column written by old, hairy, fat men in their wifebeaters and stained fruit of the looms passing on second hand information after a game of gay strip poker. Nooooooooo!