Great news, Bill. I am ready and waiting. I responded to the email on day 1.
Bill, I am sorry I did not immediately respond to the e-mail, but it turns out that you did not get one.
Now, you may be about to tell me what I did not even recieve an e-mail because I was not selected for the trial. However, I assure you, this is incorrect.
No, no, do not check your records, just trust me when I say that I know you meant to select me. I know things have been very busy and I understand the slight oversight.
If you'll just send me one, I'll be sure to respond quickly, as I am quite eager for the trial to begin :D
....um, did it work?
"Bill, I am sorry I did not immediately respond to the e-mail, but it turns out that you did not get one. "
...yeah...that should have been "I did not get one."
Umm John - If you’re going to try to trick someone (especially an intelligent person like Bill), you’re going to have to get it right on the first try.
Hey bill since two havent responded could you consider putting me first on the list to replace them… please!
Trick, me? Whatever are you talking about, good sir?