Interesting, so the needs supersede any other thing right?
Either I donât get your reference or you donât get mine.
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So youâre saying youâre OK with porn involving strapons as long as itâs male-female rather than lesbian, right?
Seriously though, that is a good point. To most straight men (at least the ones I know), seeing two men show affection to each other provokes a sort of instinctive reaction of disgust. Somehow when itâs two women itâs not the same, but in reality itâs the same difference. Many women feel the same way around lesbians. It makes me wonder if some girls watch gay porn, and what the same guys who are into lesbian porn would have to say about that. I just like girls, watching people fuck doesnât really interest me much and the lesbian stuff just doesnât seem right to me.
Yeah, regardless of what anyone thinks about gays the bestiality thing is worse because its not even a human they are fucking. I wouldnât say that this ruling is a direct result of gay marriage, they are all just symptoms of sliding morals and any anthing-goes attitude to sex. Itâs not something common in Canada, thatâs for sure, and in case you missed it, itâs only ânon-penetrativeâ bestiality that is legal. However, there are other places in the world where this stuff is more widespread, like Germany. Over there they have âerotic zoosâ.
He wonât like it, oral only. Send him to Germany.
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I wish I could say this wasnât true, but if Iâm being honest, the first time I saw two dudes kiss I was genuinely disgusted. Totally visceral reaction. Doesnât change the way I feel regarding their equality, but it does make me wonder if they feel the same way about straight people kissing.
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JesusâŠthis thread is still going strong. Letâs get it to 10,000 posts about all of our fuck-ups with women. Iâll start â from freshman year to the middle of my sophomore year, I had to be the most awkward person youâve ever seen around women. I would be unordinarily clumsy around them. I would literally bang into desks, trip over my own backpack, and overall do stupid shit because I just wasnât paying attention. I got a great deal of laughter directed at me, as you could imagine. @strongmanbrett, youâre next.
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(Second-hand cringe might be a byproduct of this story)
My biggest fuck up had to be during freshman year. Being the self proclaimed comedian I am I never took anything seriously. There was this girl who I shared a mutual interest with (We had gone on a few dates and we walked and talked to every class, even though I was sprinting to most of my classes afterwards.)
She usually had a lot going on in her life, family wise, and I have been known to mother most people and give half ass decent advice or comforting words to anyone who needed it. So I was her go to person to vent to. My best remedy was making people laugh because I was good at that.
Well one day I was very off kilter, all nighter was pulled, just got out of a test, missed plenty of meals. She had some what I assume to be very important shit to vent about and I just kinda zoned. Now my âfunny Brettâ part of my brain was very active, too active. My mind listened to her conversation at the point where she said âIt was too much, and it really hurtâ⊠so I out of instinct blurted out âThatâs what she saidâ and started laughing my silly ass off.
She started crying and slapped the fuck out of me and hasnât talked to me sinceâŠ
And if we get to call on people I want to add @duketheslaya to this convo
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I donât have a long story, just for me the most embarrassing. I was about to put it in and i for some reason blurted out I love you and that is apparently not a good thing to say, she then put her clothes back on and i was blueballed. I nominate @j4gga2
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Rookie mistake! Girls do NOT want to hear that, as I learned the hard way multiple times.
Its definitely a mood killer
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They cringe, you realize you majorly fucked up, and they friend-zone you.
I was lucky in the fact it was my girlfriend at the time, so i had plenty of other times where i got to redeem myself. Iâm sure if it was a one nighter with some random chick i would have gotten booted out of there house
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Aight I got a couple:
1- I lost a condom and had to fish it out
2- I got a torsion hanging out with my girlfriend
3- I mistook my girlfriend for her mother in a photo
Same girl, must be a keeper
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I remember this
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JesusâŠhow? Sounds painful.
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This is still a mystery
Imagine blueballs building up the feeling of being kicked in the balls, slowly, over two hours, and then not reducing until surgery + painkillers.
Also, the surgery was having my right testicle stitched in place to the side of my scrotum.
Fun times, do not recommend
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Man, blue balls are the worst. Itâs the #1 cause of male pain besides hangovers!
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From my experience, the guys that have that reaction are themselves overly concerned about appearing gay to othersâŠWho gives a shit? Iâm from New York City where seeing a gay couple is quite common and no one would bat an eye. The mentality here is that of âdonât bother me with that, there more important thingsâ Itâs hard for me to understand why so many people have an issue with it, when both parties are consenting, and no one is being hurt. As for the pedophile thing, I see that as grown men taking advantage of kids who donât know really know better.
WTF!!!
I didnât know that was a thing.