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Memorable Movie Lines

supsaiyan…don’t you mean “she wrote me a John Deere letter…” I love Dumb & Dumber.

Zoolander: “What is this a center for ants…the building needs to be at least…three times bigger”

“You never fuck me and I always have to drive.” - Drugstore Cowboys.
“Destroy your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.” - Conan the Barbarian.
“There’s no fighting in the war room!” - Dr. Strangelove.

" I could have made class. I could have been a contender." On The Waterfront

“Say hello to my little friend.” Scarface

'Whatta you mean I’m funny…Funny how, am I a clown, do i amuse you?" Goodfellas

“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.” The Godfather

“You talkin’ to me?” TaxiDriver

“I think we need a bigger boat.” Jaws

“Hoo-hah” Scent Of A Woman

“I like the smell of Napalm in the morning.” Apocalypse Now

Forgot the name of the movie:

Old lady says “Can you show me where the campus is?”

Drunk/high college student hears “CAn you blow me where the pampers is?”

A couple more…

“Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type.”
–Wayne’s World

“Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know 'cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy mother-fucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eating nothing that ain’t got sense enough to disregard his own feces.”
–Pulp Fiction

“Say man, when I was growing up, we wanted a zacucci, we had to fart in the tub.”
–Trading Places

“Take one and pass them back, just like your I.Q. was normal.”
–Real Genius

“The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase.”
–Razing Arizona

“I don’t intend to take up any more time than I will.”
–Mastergate: A Play on Words

“I felt I had a higher obligation to do whatever I was ordered to. I’m aware that that’s not an alibi, but I know you’ll agree, it is an excuse.”
–Mastergate: A Play on Words

“Thank you, Senator Bouting, for your most objective presentation of your own point of view.”
–Mastergate: A Play on Words

Topper Harley: “Can you save him?”
Doctor: “Can’t be sure. I’m not a very good doctor.”
–Hot Shots

“I find libraries very erotic.”
–Threesome
(that one is for you Nikki;))

Dawn of the Dead 2004
“If by mean dead that they all layed down, but then got back up and started biting people”
“If I end up like one of those motherfuckers out there I give you permission to shoot me in the head”

X-Men
“How do we know it’s you?”
“You’re a dick”

Daredevil
“That light at the end of the tunnel out there, it’s not heaven that’s the A train”

TOMMY BOY

Tommy: I left a message.
Richard Hayden: Really, what number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven…
Richard Hayden: I can’t hear you, you’re trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: It was a cordless.
Richard Hayden: You know what? Don’t. Not here, not now.

[Richard knocks on the door impersonating the maid while Tommy tries to sleep]
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping, you want me for pillow?
Tommy: Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
Tommy: What kind of hotel is this?
[Opens door]
Tommy: Who the hell are… Oh it’s you.
Richard Hayden: Good morning, Sunshine.

Richard Hayden: I can practically hear you getting fatter.

FLETCH

Fletch: It was something you wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine.

Alan Stanwyck: You do own rubber gloves?
Fletch: I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.

Fletch: Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Chief Karlin: [to the arresting officers] Why don’t you two leave us alone?
Fletch: Yeah, go down to the gym and pump each other.

Stanton Boyd: What kind of a name is Poon?
Fletch: Comanche Indian.

Fletch: Keep ten for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass.

“But eet ees not my pop-out lighter. Eef eet was my pop-out lighter, I would know zee specific pop-out temperature!”

Peter Sellers, Pink Panther. Driving along with inside of the car on fire because he didn’t pull the lighter out of the dashboard.

(Sorry, i’ts hard to write in a French accent)

I?ll be back!

  • In terminator

Say hello to my little friend!

  • In scar face
    That?s my all time favorite bed room line! It should be changed to say hello to my giant friend (LOL).

From Dumb and Dumberer(which by the way didn’t hold a candle to the original). Lloyd says this to Harry while giving him a tour of the high school cafeteria:

“I usually just eat in the crapper to save time. You know…out with the old, in with the new.”

“I thought you said your dog did not bite”

“That is not my dog”

Conversation between Peter Sellars and the inn keeper in a Pink Panther movie I have no idea which one)

“I WANT MY 2 DOLLARS!!!”

“I wonder what the street value of this mountain is?”

“I’ve been going to this high school for 8 years. I’m no dummy.”

Better off Dead

“Up here, look at me…Pro.” Van Wilder

“That there’s what we call an RV, Clark.” Christmas Vacation

“There’s nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time now, is there Mr. Hand?”

“Can you hear this? (bangs sneaker on head) - I’m so wasted!!”

Jeff Spicoli - Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

“Hell, I know what I’d do with a million bucks - two chicks at the same time. I think I could hook that up if I had a million bucks”

"Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.

'Yeah, ummmm we noticed your having truble with your TPS reports…did you get the memo?"

“Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays”

Office Space

“Every man dies, Not every man really lives”

William Wallace, Braveheart

“Musta made an impression”
“Aye”
“I didn’t think you were in the tent that long!”

Wallace and Amish, Braveheart

“Every meal a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! I LOVE THE CORP”

Apone, Aliens

-“No fucking shit lady…does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?”
Bruce Willis in Die Hard.

-If I’m not me…who the hell am I? Arnold Schwartzenegger in Total Recall

-We Came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass!!
Bill Murray in Ghostbusters.

-Strike first, strike hard, no mercy! Dojo response from Karate Kid

[quote]woopazz222 wrote:
Forgot the name of the movie:

Old lady says “Can you show me where the campus is?”

Drunk/high college student hears “CAn you blow me where the pampers is?”[/quote]

PCU

(American Pie)
Suck Me Beautiful!
(American Wedding)
It’s time to BOOM BOOM with the bridesmaid Finch Fucker. I’m gonna hang out with my wang out. I’m gonna rock out with my cock out.

“If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass when he hopped.”
–Waynes World

Hell yes Sabrina… I love Wayne’s World…

For all ya’ll sappy females out there…

Jerry-"… You complete me."
Jerry’s wife-“Shut up! You had me at hello.” From Jerry Maguire. Yeah, I just got out of a 2 year relationship, I miss my romance… lol… T-M@tt

“You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money’s good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives.”

Rockhound in “Armageddon”

From Ghostbusters

Louis Tully (The Keymaster): Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!