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Memorable Movie Lines

Here are some cheesy but classic movie lines:

“Cancel this bitch, I will buy another.” New Jack City

“I never liked you anyway, you pretty mother fucker.” New Jack City

“Hey Benny Screwww youuuu” From Total Recall.

Here is the all time lame line from a movie:

“Want time? buy the magazine.” Fast and Furious

Funny lines:

“Cause she has a great ass and you got your head all the way up it.” Al Pacino in “Heat”

Classic lines:

“he brings a knife, you bring a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morge.” Sean connery in “Untouchables.”

“What we do in life echoes in eternity” From Gladiator

Another from the great sean connery (whom i was named after)

James Bond-
“you want me to talk goldfinger?”
Goldfinger-
“No mr.bond, i want you to die”

Ben Stiller in Dodgeball:
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.”

Spaceballs:
“What part of the movie is this?”
“You’re watching now, sir.”
“Now?”
“Yes, everything that happens now, happens now in the movie.”
“When will then be now?”
“Soon.”

“I was born a poor black child”

“For one dollar I’ll guess your weight, your height, or your sex”

"The new phone book’s here. The new phone book’s here. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now. "

-Steve Martin in The Jerk

“Die, you random son of a bitch.”

-The sniper from The Jerk

Yeeah I like that movie.

-Dave

Where all the white women at?

How about the Arnold movie (forget which one)…the lines went something like

“This is my weak arm Shortie”

and then a little while later

“I let him go”

“We’re already pulled over! We can’t pull over any farther!!”

“Speeding and?..speeding and?.. speeding and?..smokin the reefer.”

“It’s Afghanistaninmation.”

Super Troopers

“I’d kiss you right now if I didn’t have puke breath”

Strange Brew

“I’ll be taking these huggies, and whatever cash you’ve got”

Raising Arizona

“I want them to remember forever, the night they played the Titans”

Remember the Titans

“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!”

John McClane, Die Hard

“I’m too old for this shit.”

Lethal Weapon

“This is my rifle, this is my gun
This is for fighting, this is for fun”

Full Metal Jacket

“Suck my dick!”

G.I. Jane

“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.”

Tomorrow Never Dies

[quote]rainjack wrote:
“Speeding and?..speeding and?.. speeding and?..smokin the reefer.”

Super Troopers[/quote]

Rainjack,

You were high when you saw the movie.

It’s Littering and…littering and…littering and…

Nevertheless, it was a great movie.

“Give 'em hell 54th!” from Glory

You’re absolutely right, sorry - I just remember the smoking the reefer part.

I love that movie

Sully, not Shortie, from Commando; greatest movie ever made.

“Thinking ain’t drinking” - Moe, The Simpsons

“I ain’t got time to bleed” - Blain (Jesse Ventura), Predator

“I’d Fuck Me”

Silence of the Lambs

“Can I buy you a fish sandwich”

The Ladies Man

“It’s a shame when folks throw away a perfectly good white boy like that.” – Random black garbage man in Better Off Dead

“Gee Ricky, I’m sorry your mom blew up.” – Layne in Better Off Dead

“I have not yet begun to defile myself.” – Doc Holladay in Tombstone

“She said she looked like Janet Jackson. B*&tch got out da car lookin’ more like Freddy Jackson!” – Smoky in Friday

Oh yeah, this one is classic:

“You messed up: You trusted us.” Otter to Flounder in Animal House

“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
–Zoolander

“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty”
–Zoolander

“Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy, like that.”
–Better Off Dead

“Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass.”
–Family Guy

“What would I do for love? What wouldn’t I do, for the right guy”
–Witches

“Well, my name is Jim. But, most people call me . . . Jim.”
–Blazing Saddles

Austin Millbarge: “For God’s sake, show some balls!”
Emmett Fitz-Hume: “I think it’s too late to try and impress them.”
-Spies Like Us

Emmett Fitz-Hume: “Did you hear that?”
Austin Millbarge: “Yeah, it’s a dickfer.”
Emmett Fitz-Hume: “What’s a dickfer?”
Austin Millbarge: “To pee with.”
–Spies Like Us

“If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass when he hopped.”
–Waynes World

  • Soylent Green

“Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!”

  • Dumb and Dumber

“Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.”

“Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don’t know I wasn’t really paying attention.”

“We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are fallin’ off!”

Lloyd: “I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.”
Harry: “I was thinking the same thing.”
Lloyd: “That John Denver is full of shit, man.”

  • Happy Gilmore

Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter: NO!

Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we’re extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Old Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: What’s that?
Old Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back’s gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else’s fingers hurt? …I didn’t think so.

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You’re in my world now, grandma.

  • Tommy Boy

“But what if the Guarantee Fairy’s a crazy glue sniffer? Next thing you know there’s change missing from your dresser and your daughter’s knocked up. I’ve seen it a hundred times.”

Tommy: Did you hear I graduated?
Richard: Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right.
Tommy: A lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard: Yeah, they’re called doctors.

“You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it?”

“You kids better pray to the god of skinny punks this wind doesn’t pick up, cuz if it does I’m gonna sail over there and shove an oar up your ass.”

  • Black Sheep

Steve: Ro-ads. Ro-ods.
Mike: Quiet back there! I’ve taken enough guff from you for one day!
[Turns to state trooper]
Mike: Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagel. I’m taking him back to Nevada where he’s wanted for banging horses!

In case not everyone read the Atomic Dog column with it…

Sean Connery: “Your Best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”

It’s from The Rock. Gotta love it, especially with Connery as the orator.

“John Cocktoastin”

“Oh yeah, it’s all ball bearings these days.”

Chevy Chase – Fletch

“You can’t polish a turd, Peppa”.
Movie: Christine

“There ain’t no way you come from my loins”.

  • Gleason (Smokie and the Bandit)

“Jr., when I get home remind me to slap your momma right in the mouth”
Gleason