McClane vs. Rambo

First Blood Rambo? McClane wins. Rambo was a broken soul, and wouldn’t have even been violent had they not sprayed him with the hose. McClane would have just shot him before Rambo flashed back and lost his cool. Rambo’s initial reserve would have cost him here.

All subsequent Rambo’s would vaporize any McClane.

As for Dutch v. Rambo… Hmmm the battle would be so epic, they would just call it a draw, call McClane & open up a restaurant together or something.

Rambo no question

[quote]SSC wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
You can’t kill John McClane. He just keeps coming back and finds a way to win.

I think he’d pull it off. Rambo is too much of a basket case to deal with someone that talks as much shit as McClane. It’d be like Ali-Frazier.

McClane wouldn’t even be able to get within talking distance before Rambo killed the fucker from 200 yards away with a bow and arrow.

And I mean this seriously. Give McClane a gun - he still doesn’t even have a prayer.

EDIT:::

Plus, McClane has never fought anyone who was actually elite. He’s only fought punk bitches with ego complexes and the inability to let go of a grudge. John Rambo was bred to kill - and kill anything.[/quote]

He fought mercenaries! Every time! What do you think the John Rambos of the world do after they retire from the military and get fucked over and bitter? They join up a group of mercenaries who try to rob someone for millions. While doing this, they encounter John McClane, who kills them all like it’s his job.

So for all intensive purposes, McClane has fought nothing but John Rambos.

John Rambo would win.

First Blood- He was holding back. He could have killed EVERYBODY in that movie if he wanted to. He restrained himself and took down 5 police officers in their police station. Outran the police, killed a man with a rock by mistake, and outsmarted a hunting party that had his scent.

He killed the dog, injured every man except Teasle. He survived the RPG blast in the cave and found a way out. Once he was out, Rambo found a truck with a M-60 and destroyed the town. He was holding BACK!

Die Hard- Bad ass cop takes down 30 terrorists by himself. He had to outsmart them and he did an amazing job of it. There was some cases where he was trapped and they ignored McClane for the time being. When McClane fights, he’s a dirty brawler and I love that. He will punch you in the balls, elbow you in the face, hit you with a chair, and then insult you. And I quote:

“You should have heard your brother squeal punch …when I broke his fucking neck”

Hand to Hand fight: Rambo. He’s a trained killer. McClane would definently get his shots in, but Rambo would kill him.

Weapons: Rambo. Weapons expert. Knives, Guns, Heavy Machine Guns, etc.

Toughness: Rambo. Rambo has been tortured during Vietnam and afterward. Tough bastard. McClane is a tough bastard too.

Rambo vs Dutch: Rambo

Rambo is a better shot, he’s a better at Recon, has better wilderness survival skills, better fighter, and can run faster.

Dutch is a bad ass. But he had to watch his team die to figure out what it was. And it was by pure luck that he figures out how to hide from it.

Predator(Yajuta) vs Dutch: Predator. Honestly, if it wasn’t for the mud he fell into, Dutch would have died in the water.

Predator vs Rambo: Predator. The Camoflauge is just too fucking good for a human being to deal with.

Martin Riggs vs John McClane.

(If you fuckers don’t know who Martin Riggs, you all suck and I’m leaving this thread)

Action Jackson takes them all out!

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Action Jackson takes them all out![/quote]

Until Ivan Drago and Predator show up.

Or Vanity with a bag of cocaine.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Martin Riggs vs John McClane.

(If you fuckers don’t know who Martin Riggs, you all suck and I’m leaving this thread)[/quote]

Draw

They’d just kick each others asses to near death, and then go to the bar and laugh about it.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Martin Riggs vs John McClane.

(If you fuckers don’t know who Martin Riggs, you all suck and I’m leaving this thread)

Draw

They’d just kick each others asses to near death, and then go to the bar and laugh about it. [/quote]

I’d give Riggs the edge, but it would still be close as all hell. At least you know who Martin Riggs is.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Martin Riggs vs John McClane.

(If you fuckers don’t know who Martin Riggs, you all suck and I’m leaving this thread)

Draw

They’d just kick each others asses to near death, and then go to the bar and laugh about it.

I’d give Riggs the edge, but it would still be close as all hell. At least you know who Martin Riggs is.[/quote]

How about Murtough vs. McClaine?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Action Jackson takes them all out!

Until Ivan Drago and Predator show up.

Or Vanity with a bag of cocaine.[/quote]

Mid 80’s Vanity and a bag of coke would take out ANYONE.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Martin Riggs vs John McClane.

(If you fuckers don’t know who Martin Riggs, you all suck and I’m leaving this thread)

Draw

They’d just kick each others asses to near death, and then go to the bar and laugh about it.

I’d give Riggs the edge, but it would still be close as all hell. At least you know who Martin Riggs is.

How about Murtough vs. McClaine?
[/quote]

McClane hands down.

First of all, Murtaugh is a tough old bastard. But the key word here is OLD. He was 50 in the first movie and was a family man. He’ll shoot you and throw a few punches. But we all know that he’s getting too old for this shit.

John McClane for the win.

John McClane vs Mason Storm (Steve Seagal character. This is also a female porn star. Google her. I’m serious)

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Martin Riggs vs John McClane.

(If you fuckers don’t know who Martin Riggs, you all suck and I’m leaving this thread)

Draw

They’d just kick each others asses to near death, and then go to the bar and laugh about it.

I’d give Riggs the edge, but it would still be close as all hell. At least you know who Martin Riggs is.

How about Murtough vs. McClaine?
[/quote]

McClane kicks his his ass.

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Action Jackson takes them all out!

Until Ivan Drago and Predator show up.

Or Vanity with a bag of cocaine.

Mid 80’s Vanity and a bag of coke would take out ANYONE.[/quote]

Thanks to her, I can’t remember 1986-1991. Crazy coked up bitch.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Martin Riggs vs John McClane.

(If you fuckers don’t know who Martin Riggs, you all suck and I’m leaving this thread)

Draw

They’d just kick each others asses to near death, and then go to the bar and laugh about it.

I’d give Riggs the edge, but it would still be close as all hell. At least you know who Martin Riggs is.

How about Murtough vs. McClaine?

McClane kicks his his ass.[/quote]

Murtaugh did get in some good shots on Jet Li though so I think it’ll be close. Also if Murtaugh sees McClaine from far away, don’t underestimate his long range, roll-the-neck shooting accuracy.

Rambo Vs The Punisher? that seems like a closer match up.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Martin Riggs vs John McClane.

(If you fuckers don’t know who Martin Riggs, you all suck and I’m leaving this thread)

Draw

They’d just kick each others asses to near death, and then go to the bar and laugh about it.

I’d give Riggs the edge, but it would still be close as all hell. At least you know who Martin Riggs is.

How about Murtough vs. McClaine?

McClane kicks his his ass.

Murtaugh did get in some good shots on Jet Li though so I think it’ll be close. Also if Murtaugh sees McClaine from far away, don’t underestimate his long range, roll-the-neck shooting accuracy. [/quote]

LOL very true.

“Its just been revoked!”

And if he misses:

“I’m too old for this shit”

[quote]DF85 wrote:
Rambo Vs The Punisher? that seems like a closer match up.[/quote]

Which Punisher? Straight from the comic, Dolph, Tom Jane, or the guy from Rome?

[quote]DF85 wrote:
Rambo Vs The Punisher? that seems like a closer match up.[/quote]

Now you’re bringing in Comic book heroes.

Rambo. The original Punisher is not Navy seal trained or all that special. He was a marine who served in Nam. He wasn’t spec ops.

John McClane vs Mason Storm(Steaven Seagal)