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McCain Calls for Suspension of Financial Crisis

In the latest news, McCain has called for suspending the financial crisis until after the election. He has been quoted a saying “I am officially suspending the current financial crisis until after the election. My election is far too important for this nonsense”.

On the other front, Obama has been seen campaigning with a combination hot dog stand and shoe shine. His new position being seen as “two things make America great, a good hot dog and nice shiney shoes.”

This news flash brought to you by the neo-conservative, liberal biased, journalistic entertainment bureau…

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WTF? Did you end up smoking weed with Gary Larson last night?

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