Ok man. I'd love to have a handful of magical pixie dust to sprinkle of human suffering but it just doesn't fucking exist.
Has it ever occurred to you that suffering is a human condition, and no one gets through without it?
Like who in the fuck do you think you are? You aren't looking for a solution to anything. You are just putting the burden of providing one on others because you have nothing.
You know ho would get the first sprinkle? My brother. I'd put it on his severed fucking spine, which has left him a quadriplegic for the past 28 years.
Like I said, you aren't looking for a solution to anything. You just want to displace responsibility.