In this week’s T-Nation:
Single Guys vs. Married Guys by TC
Yoo-Hoo, Yao Ming, hemorrhoid cream, Sumo wrestlers, 17th century poetry, lemon Pledge, Tampax, Gilligan, and Zercher Squats. I bet him he couldn’t get them all in one A-Dog. I now have to clean the office toilet for a week. Damn.
Training Economy by Joe DeFranco
Get huge spending only two and a half hours a week in the gym. The Pro-Maker tells you how.
Cy-BORG by Cy Willson
From paper steroids and appetite suppressants to money shots and protein intake, the CY-BORG is back to cover it all.
The Warrior Nerd, Part II by Dr. Lonnie Lowery
Reduce your training load, get bigger. Really.
Stretch Mark Mass by Don Alessi
You’ll scream. You’ll cry. You’ll grow like a weed!
News and Reader Mail
Longitude comes up short, Bally’s busted, Muscle Media mauled, and Atkins defended.