Go get 7-10 medium size tupperware containers, two drink container with the capacity to carry a quart to half gallon. (One for milk, one for water)
Buy the following:
Tuna
Boiled Eggs
Miracle Whip
→ Mix these together you have a protien packed meal. Easy to carry and you can freeze it. You could eat for 3-4 weeks on maybe 10-12 dollars like that.
Chicken Breasts
Rice
Chopped up vegetables
—> Pre cook them. Can go in one container as a full meal on the go. No excuse you just need a microwave.
Ground Beef…a LOT of ground beef
Spaghetti
Tomatoes
Cans of Tomato paste
—> Spaghetti great weight gaining meal. Easy to carry.
4 Gallons of Milk
—> Your new girlfriends name is Milk.
Peanut butter & Assorted nuts
—> Your new snack. Everywhere you go you have nuts in ur pocket. No homo.
Also purchase several gallons of water.
—>Don’t want to buy water?? Fine use tap water but boil it first and store it after you boil out any impurities. Have a hard time putting down
You’re going to have those three-four meals every day. Along with 1 gallon of milk EVERY SINGLE day. Also 1 gallon of water everyday… Preferably during and post workout. Scrap the gainer shit you don’t need it, take it post workout if you really want to.
YOUR WORKOUT IS BELOW
Utilize www.google.com and the search function on this website for the things you don’t know and if you’re still uncertain ask here on this thread or feel free to PM me. You will train on either Monday, Wednesday, and Friday or Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
One day of rest between workouts.
EX: Sets X Reps.
Weeks 1-4::
Day 1:
20 rep breathing squats (aka Supersquats)
Military presses- 5x5
Pullups-5x5 (add weight if possible)
Day 2:
Deadlifts- 12 heavy singles
Bench Presses- 5x5
Bent Rows- 5x5
Day 3:
High Pulls
Dips- 5x5 (add weight if possible)
Barbell Curls- 5x5
WEEK 5: TAKE OFF DON"T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT REST AND RECUPERATE. Take long walks, enjoy your little time off.
Weeks 6-9::
Day 1:
Military Press-3x12
BREATHING SQUATS (aka Supersquats)-1x20
Pullover-1x20
Bench Press-3x12
Bent Rows-3x15
Kelso Shrugs- 3x8
Day 2:
High Pulls - 1x10, 3x5
Dead lift - 1x10, 2x5,
Wide Grip Shrugs- 1x15, 4x8
One-hand Snatch- strict singles
Dumbbell Presses- 5x5, one hand at a time alternating
Day 3:
Incline Barbell Bench Press- 1x10, 3x5
Push Jerks- 8x2
Front Squats - 1x10, 1x20, 3x3
Sumo Dead lifts- 5x5
Hise Shrugs- 1x20, 3x8
Too simplistic? Don’t like it. Well you haven’t tried it yet. It will kick your ass. Still don’t like it? Well shut the fuck up and just do it… why? Because I was skinnier than you are and followed something similar to this and now I’m bigger and stronger. (From 140 to 180 in less than 2yrs and thats with a lot of breaks and trial and error.)
You just have the benefit of having it all pretty much written out for you.
You now have 8 weeks where you should read every single article on T-Nation in addition to that follow every link that you find presented whether by a contributor or a member.