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Man Laws

It doesnt count as following someone else rules if you agree with them.

[quote]Renton wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Drizzt wrote:
For the record I didn’t create the list, I just found it very funny.

I read about halfway through OG’s thread “Women are superior to Men.” It had many lists of rules and such so I decided to throw this up just for shits and gigs.

it is funny! =)

I love those kinda things.

and I hate to say it, but some of them, I think should be laws.

One of these days, when I rule the world, I am going to enact some laws that will make your head spin.

It is good to be Queen

OG you can be the Queen all you like, but it’s better to be the King.

Now, kneel before me…[/quote]

ha…

“… and while you’re down there…”

  1. No Man Shall Subject His Pet To The Humiliation Of Wearing Any Clothing Including Hats Or Sunglasses. Extreme Penalties Result In Such.

What about football jerseys?

I would like to add a corollary to #23. It is acceptable to carry a small dog in a bag if the dog is dead and the bag is a trash bag.

[quote]sluicy wrote:
24. No Man Shall Subject His Pet To The Humiliation Of Wearing Any Clothing Including Hats Or Sunglasses. Extreme Penalties Result In Such.

What about football jerseys? [/quote]

“The Humiliation Of Wearing Any Clothing”

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SOME GOOD ONES

[quote]imhungry wrote:
I prefer anarchy.[/quote]

me too.

however,
59. Under No Circumstances Will A Man Pop His Collar.
I can agree with.

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
I prefer anarchy.

me too.

however,
59. Under No Circumstances Will A Man Pop His Collar.
I can agree with.[/quote]

The popping the collar was gay the first time it came around in the mid eighties, and it’s twice as fucking gay now.

I almost burnt my nipple off doing #17) before a presentation in college. I put on my shirt, noticed a little wrinkle, put my steamer to it and hit the button. It hurt so bad I almost puked and I was pretty sure my nipple was going to fall off.

That day was one of the worst of my life and it was my own damn fault.

[quote]Renton wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Drizzt wrote:
For the record I didn’t create the list, I just found it very funny.

I read about halfway through OG’s thread “Women are superior to Men.” It had many lists of rules and such so I decided to throw this up just for shits and gigs.

it is funny! =)

I love those kinda things.

and I hate to say it, but some of them, I think should be laws.

One of these days, when I rule the world, I am going to enact some laws that will make your head spin.

It is good to be Queen

OG you can be the Queen all you like, but it’s better to be the King.

Now, kneel before me…[/quote]

Is that what they mean by "the royal treatment?

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
I prefer anarchy.

me too.

however,
59. Under No Circumstances Will A Man Pop His Collar.
I can agree with.[/quote]

I saw this pic on a different thread and had to laugh, if one popped collar is good… well then…

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
I would like to add a corollary to #23. It is acceptable to carry a small dog in a bag if the dog is dead and the bag is a trash bag.[/quote]

that’s what we have meathooks for.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
I prefer anarchy.

me too.

however,
59. Under No Circumstances Will A Man Pop His Collar.
I can agree with.

I saw this pic on a different thread and had to laugh, if one popped collar is good… well then…[/quote]

I cant wait till I meet someone like this. I look forward to introducing them to the bottom of my boot.

[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
Steel Nation wrote:
I would like to add a corollary to #23. It is acceptable to carry a small dog in a bag if the dog is dead and the bag is a trash bag.

that’s what we have meathooks for.[/quote]

lmao…

[quote]Drizzt wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
I prefer anarchy.

me too.

however,
59. Under No Circumstances Will A Man Pop His Collar.
I can agree with.

I saw this pic on a different thread and had to laugh, if one popped collar is good… well then…

I cant wait till I meet someone like this. I look forward to introducing them to the bottom of my boot. [/quote]
That’ll learn 'im…

The beer in the fridge stays in the fridge…

Amendment: You can sneak one beer out in your pocket.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

OG you can be the Queen all you like, but it’s better to be the King.

Now, kneel before me…

Is that what they mean by "the royal treatment?

[/quote]

You can call it what you want as long as you look up at me with those gorgeous green eyes while you are at it.

[edit] Wait - That should actually be a rule too!

How about simple rules…

“I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people and I expect the same from them.”

On the other hand, if OG wants to lay a hand on me, I might allow it.

No man shall EVER wear this rugby jersey


Or this one