Clearly the world’s smartest man.
It hurts just to think about it.
I’ll bet he meets a girl soon.
Poor Bastard. Someone should drop porn and lotion care packages into his town before this happens again.
Takes a lot of balls to do a thing like that.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
Takes a lot of balls to do a thing like that.[/quote]
Oh You!
Good god. Check out the titles of the Related Articles at the bottom. Just reading those is going to make it hard for me to sleep tonight.
If only he had been reading the Value of Life thread.
Karado was offering ten million dollars for anyone who would sever their own penis. This guy could have been rich.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
Takes a lot of balls to do a thing like that.[/quote]
If only that joke were fresh…
how do you forget your penis?
[quote]Waittz wrote:
how do you forget your penis? [/quote]
I guess he just lost his…
head.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
[quote]Waittz wrote:
how do you forget your penis? [/quote]
You know how it is when you get distracted and place house keys in a place other than the normal spot then you can never find them. Well his is the same thing…only with a Penis.
How the fuck do you ride a bike with a fairly large wound where your dick should be?
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
how do you forget your penis? [/quote]
I guess he just lost his…
head.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH[/quote]
man, that was epic. Bravo.
[quote]GrizzlyBerg wrote:
How the fuck do you ride a bike with a fairly large wound where your dick should be?[/quote]
THIS!!!
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Waittz wrote:
how do you forget your penis? [/quote]
I guess he just lost his…
head.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH[/quote]
HA!
Okay, I could actually hear the music on this post . Hahahahaha
[quote]Waittz wrote:
how do you forget your penis? [/quote]
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]GrizzlyBerg wrote:
How the fuck do you ride a bike with a fairly large wound where your dick should be?[/quote]
THIS!!![/quote]
May not have been that large.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]GrizzlyBerg wrote:
How the fuck do you ride a bike with a fairly large wound where your dick should be?[/quote]
THIS!!![/quote]
May not have that large.[/quote]
Maybe sitting on the bike seat helped shore up the bleeding? hahaha
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]GrizzlyBerg wrote:
How the fuck do you ride a bike with a fairly large wound where your dick should be?[/quote]
THIS!!![/quote]
May not have been that large.[/quote]
May have been a hatchet wound…