[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Seize wrote:
Really, with friends like those who needs enemies?[/quote]
So close…you coulda wowed us with, “Really, with friends like those who needs enemas?”
[/quote]
ba-da-boom!
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Seize wrote:
Really, with friends like those who needs enemies?[/quote]
So close…you coulda wowed us with, “Really, with friends like those who needs enemas?”
[/quote]
Line of the week!
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Tragically ‘Stick it in his pooper’ is not always the right answer.[/quote]
I think the correct answer in this case would have been:
“Pee in his butt”
Whatever happened to just writing all over hime with magic marker?
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Tragically ‘Stick it in his pooper’ is not always the right answer.[/quote]
I think the correct answer in this case would have been:
“Pee in his butt”
Whatever happened to just writing all over hime with magic marker?
DB[/quote]
I had a patient halo flighted in the ER I was working that his friends had put make up all over his face and lipstick. Cause they thought he was passed out drunk. Sadly he had collapsed from a stroke 4 hours prior.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Whatever happened to just writing all over hime with magic marker?
DB[/quote]
Or shaving one eyebrow? Man… I would love to be able to shave one of my buddy’s eyebrows today…would love to see a 40 year old man have to go to work with one eyebrow…
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Even in my most blacked out drunk stage did it ever cross my mind to stick something up another mans ass. His friends caught the ghey.[/quote]
I agree. It just wouldn’t occur to me.
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Whatever happened to just writing all over hime with magic marker?
DB[/quote]
Or shaving one eyebrow? Man… I would love to be able to shave one of my buddy’s eyebrows today…would love to see a 40 year old man have to go to work with one eyebrow…[/quote]
My friend started working in the same place I did over christmas and got his own place while at the same time. One night just after he started the job and after some serious drinking, one of our buddy’s decided it would be a great idea to shave one of his eyebrows and shave some designs into his head.
The boss was not happy, very nearly lost his job as he was just on a trial.
A few weeks later, just as the other eyebrow started to grow back, same guy decided to get my buddy again, only the other eyebrow.
Our boss had a heart attack and my buddy is still walking on eggshell’s because of it.
Now I thought that was going too far because a job was at stake because of it, but sticking a 20inch eel up someone’s ass is really a new way to be a dickhead
That would take a lot of effort… I mean think about it: A 20 inch eel? All squirming around? That would take a SERIOUS team effort to accomplish… What a bunch of fags.
Where the fuck do you even get an eel?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Tragically ‘Stick it in his pooper’ is not always the right answer.[/quote]
I think the correct answer in this case would have been:
“Pee in his butt”
Whatever happened to just writing all over hime with magic marker?
DB[/quote]
I had a patient halo flighted in the ER I was working that his friends had put make up all over his face and lipstick. Cause they thought he was passed out drunk. Sadly he had collapsed from a stroke 4 hours prior.[/quote]
Fucking hilarious.
Stroke fail.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Where the fuck do you even get an eel?[/quote]
At the “Penis Shaped Objects to Stick Up a Buddies Ass While Passed Out Drunk Store”
Same place you’d get a 1/500th scale replica of the space shuttle Discovery.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Where the fuck do you even get an eel?[/quote]
from seamen
Anyone fapped to this yet? I just finished
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Even in my most blacked out drunk stage did it ever cross my mind to stick something up another mans ass. His friends caught the ghey.[/quote]
I agree. It just wouldn’t occur to me.[/quote]
x3
How a straight dude could insert something into another man’s ass is beyond me.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Tragically ‘Stick it in his pooper’ is not always the right answer.[/quote]
I think the correct answer in this case would have been:
“Pee in his butt”
Whatever happened to just writing all over hime with magic marker?
DB[/quote]
Magic Marker or nail polish, never thought of an eel up the ass.
I think the gang related post, while inherently cynical, is probably most likely
carrot-fuckin lol
eel- wtf
[quote]USMCpoolee wrote:
Anyone fapped to this yet? I just finished[/quote]
raises hand
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