That's why I never bet I'll cut my balls off, no matter what the odds are. As a T-Man, my word is my honour.
Plus, it's always easier to buy someone a pint. You never know when you'll need your balls back...
bloody hell theres something funny about the welsh
Where the men are men and the sheep are scared
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have
it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very
serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book
me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well," says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very
slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading
towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I
would like to be circumcised." Steve stared at him in horror and screamed,
"Shit! THAT'S the word!?
"the cutters were so blunt so i had to keep snipping" !!!
GOD DAMN !!!
Thats the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.
Guess that gives a new meaning to Ouch, Ouch, My Boys...
"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my balls off if we won.
After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom. Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. I remembered what I'd said and thought he had left them for me. I thought 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that have I' and then I thought 'You can do it'.
So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going. The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."
MAN.... I don't know whether to respect that guy for his "word is honour" mentality, to respect him for being able to take 10 freaking minutes to cut them off, and then go to the club say "I DID IT!" and only THEN pass out........ or just have absolutely no respect for him at all for cutting off HIS OWN BALLS!!!!!
WHO DOES THAT?!
These hardcore sports fans really get caught up in the moment, don't they?
What was going through this guys mind. At what point did he decide it was ok to snip the boys off.
Well I gotta take a wiz, Oh look some wire cutters, I think I will cut off my balls. WTF.
Thats just insane.
A Celebration gone wrong.......
Geneva: A Portuguese soccer player who lost his finger while celebrating a goal for Swiss club Servette wants to forget the grisly incident as soon as possible. Paolo Diogo, 29, caught his wedding ring on perimeter fencing while celebrating a late goal that put his struggling Geneva side 4-1 ahead against Schaffhausen on Sunday. The ring ripped off the top of his finger.
"When I jumped down from the fence, I didn't feel anything at all," Diogo told the Swiss daily Blick on Wednesday.
"The first time that I noticed that something was missing from my hand was when it started to hurt. And it hurt tremendously."
Before he noticed the injury, the unlucky player picked up a booking from referee Florian Etter for excessive celebration.
Club officials found the missing finger but surgeons were unable to reattach it and recommended that the stump be amputated. "First I talked to my wife and then with our club doctor," Diogo said. "Then finally I saw that amputation was for the best."
Diogo was philosophical. "I'm not dead and life goes on," he said. "So I have to live with one less finger."
Some people will also go the extra mile to stay in the game....
Footballer to have finger cut off to aid game
A South Australian footballer is taking the unusual step of having one of his fingers amputated to improve his playing prospects.
Brett Backwell, who plays for Glenelg in the SANFL, has suffered from constant pain and restricted movement since breaking his left ring finger three years ago.
The 24-year-old consulted specialists who told him they could fuse the bones in his finger together, but Backwell said that would not have allowed him to play on.
Backwell admitted amputating a finger was a drastic solution but said it was his only option if he wanted to keep playing.
"I don't recommend it to anyone out there to go and chop a finger off to play footy but that's where I see myself for the next five to six years, playing at the elite level," he said.
"It's not something that's been done lightly and to chop a finger off, it's a bit drastic.
"But I love my footy and love playing sport and if that's going to help me to succeed at this level then it's something you've just got to do."
The thing is that he isn't the first player to take this step to prolong his career.
proof that Americans are either smart or not as drunk.
in all seriousness, though, i believe this guy should submit to immediate capital punishment.
At least he won't reproduce.
Zap beat me to it but:
"I can't have kids now but still want a family - maybe I'll adopt."
Evolution at work, ladies and gentlemen.
I love it how they refer to the title of the page as "Rugyby Nut"
If you look up "WTF" in the dictionary, that article should come up.
What you said reminded me of the Liverpool soccer supporter, who hung himself in his home last year, when his team were down 3-0 in a Champions League game, I think the final. What makes this story even worse is, they mouned one of the most amazing comebacks in sports history, scoring 4 goals in the dying moments of the game, to win it.
"It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going."
"The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."
After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.
"I went in and shouted out 'I've done it!'," Mr Huish said.
"I took my balls out and passed them in the bag to a friend."
Mistake #1: Making a bet with your buds about slicing off your balls.
Mistake #2: Following through on said bet irregardless of the obvious insanity.
Mistake #3: Using an old and dull pair of these
to carry out said task.
Mistake #4: Continuing on for more than 10 minutes in an extreme state of agony (probably screaming) and never taking a single moment to stop and reflect on continuing.
Mistake #5: Not noticing or freaking out about the immediate gushing of blood that would be coming from the wound.
Mistake #6: Taking your balls in a paper bag to the local pub to show your buds and everyone else in town your insanity.