^Needs to get out more. 3000? Wow, dude.
^ Is out looking at engagement rings after being "deflowered" this weekend.
^ made one of the first posts in these sort of threads in a long time that actually made me lol.
^difficult to find
^ Meant to preface with "My dick is....."
^Knows a lot about dick.
^ Doesn't know dick.....about anything.
^^^^^has a dick almost as small as poster below this comment
^failed miserably at being clever
^^^^^^doesn't comprehend my joke.
^ Fails to comprehend MAT etiquette
^fails to comprehend ass-to-mouth etiquette
^^ is somehow always the last poster when I think I'll enter this thread
^is a cock addict
^ knows one when he sees one because he runs a 12 step programs for cock addicts like himself.
^when he goes to the gym for a pump, ends up with man chowder all over his face
^Loves giving out free man chowder at the gym.
^is probably wearing a kilt in that picture, NTTAWWT
^ Says that while wearing a tu-tu and singing "The Sound of Music".