I’m pretty sure that today, January 23, 2007, has been the manliest day of my life.
Took the day off. Slept in.
Woke up, ate oatmeal and six whole eggs.
Owned a food-pyramidite nutritionist in online forum.
Went to strength/conditioning seminar – 2 hours.
Total-body workout – 2 hours
Hang out at girlfriend’s place. Sex on couch while both watching hockey all-stars competition on TSN at the same time. – 1.5 hours
Mixed Martial Arts training – 1 hour
Dinner – Steak, baked potatoes & sour cream, vegetables
Currently – Consuming a beer and taking break from violent video game to post on T-Nation.
Hey! I just got a fax. Final steps for setting up a new business venture are in place. We’re ready for launch!
Sleep, lifting, simultaneous sex & hockey, martial arts, brewskie, violent video games, business… How can I possibly add to the sheer manliness of this day?
Rebuild small engine (no time)
Chainsaw tree in back yard (too permanent)
Roast whole pig over open fire (stores closed)
Take sword off of wall. Fight a dragon. (impossible)
Jump fence. Wrestle neighbour’s dog. (sharp little teeth)
Patrol downtown and foil purse snatching. (too far away)
Tell me about the manliest day of your life! I need ideas!
“Sex on couch while both watching hockey all-stars competition on TSN at the same time. – 1.5 hours”
1.5 hours…BS! Perhaps watching TV for 1.4 hours and sex for .1 hours. Let’s keep it real.