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Making Fun of Christians

[quote]ZEB wrote:

Then again the Internet gives some people courage. Like you for instance. I bet you have not made fun of a Christian face to face in…oh quite a while.

[/quote]

There is a flip side to that coin. What if some ‘Christian’s’ do got me boxed in and I gotta put them down?

Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We’ve spoken on the net, yeah. But I would not hesitate. Not for a second.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
ZEB wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
It’s good to see that folks who consider themselves conservatives do not always take the holy roller thing too seriously…

Sometimes we in New Jersey wonder if the rest of the county (and the Republican Party) turned on us when we weren’t looking…

(Astonished) Why Irish…why arn’t you railing against this thread?

It talks about (gasp) religion!

Remember…you hate religious threads…

Oh…that’s right it slams Christians so threads like this one are okay.

Sorry…I forgot.

Your Friend,

Zeb

I haven’t seen anyone trying to convert me yet…which makes it different than all the other threads that were started[/quote]

Irish,

The Bible says, “Ye must be born again.” You must repent of your sins and accept the free gift of salvation which is found only in Christ Jesus!

OK – now you can rail against this thread also…

[quote]Stigg. wrote:
ZEB wrote:

Then again the Internet gives some people courage. Like you for instance. I bet you have not made fun of a Christian face to face in…oh quite a while.

There is a flip side to that coin. What if some ‘Christian’s’ do got me boxed in and I gotta put them down?

Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We’ve spoken on the net, yeah. But I would not hesitate. Not for a second.

[/quote]

Your answer to Zeb shows just how far from God and twisted you are spiritually.

You need to humble yourself before God, and ask Him to forgive you and to save you.

You might intimidate someone face to face, but you know, when you meet God, I am sure it is YOU who will be the one “quaking in your boots.”

[quote]vroom wrote:
Zeb imagined:
You guys all hate Christianity, boo hoo…

Zeb,

There is a big difference about a thread discussing Christianity as a topic and a thread where a bunch of nearly illiterate bible thumpers are proclaiming who will suffer damnation because they don’t share the exact same fundie viewpoint.

GarrraaazuauughghGGasd;flkj!

If those other threads were simply a discussion and not some type of recruitment, conversion, same old message style blather, they would receive a much (ironically) warmer reception, IMO.

I suspect this thread exists merely to help keep the universe in balance. You know what happens when the universe is out of balance, right? Everything goes straight to hell! ;)[/quote]

Good point Vroom – balance.

Yes, indeed, our threads talk about Heaven, I guess you guys want to balance by standing over on the side of Hell.

Guess what? YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE!

P.S. You “blather” the same old athesist stuff yourself! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,…all the way to the Lake of Fire.

Vroom, humble yourself before God – before it is too late!

[quote]steveo5801 wrote:
Stigg. wrote:
ZEB wrote:

Then again the Internet gives some people courage. Like you for instance. I bet you have not made fun of a Christian face to face in…oh quite a while.

There is a flip side to that coin. What if some ‘Christian’s’ do got me boxed in and I gotta put them down?

Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We’ve spoken on the net, yeah. But I would not hesitate. Not for a second.

Your answer to Zeb shows just how far from God and twisted you are spiritually.

You need to humble yourself before God, and ask Him to forgive you and to save you.

You might intimidate someone face to face, but you know, when you meet God, I am sure it is YOU who will be the one “quaking in your boots.”

[/quote]

llawes goch…cachu planciau.

[quote]orion wrote:
ZEB wrote:
lothario1132 wrote:
ZEB wrote:
Yes, as I said, you are not really sick of “religious threads.”

You are sick of “Pro religious” threads.

Any threads bashing Christians in any way you welcome!

I get it.

Maybe he’s just normal, ZEB.

It might just be in your world most people make fun of Christians, I don’t know. But in the real world most people are Christian and hardly anyone makes fun of them.

Then again the Internet gives some people courage. Like you for instance. I bet you have not made fun of a Christian face to face in…oh quite a while.

In the real world allmost allmost noone is a Christian…

Just because in your neck of the woods one or two people believe in something…
[/quote]

orion,

There are 2.1 billion Christians in the world.

There 159 million Christians in the USA. About 2 million atheist/agnostics in the US. (2001 stats).

You run in atheist circles and that’s fine (for now anyway). But open you eyes to reality my friend.

And, as per my point, most folks like lothario are not nearly as insulting to Christians in person as they are on the Internet.

It’s call anonymity!

http://www.adherents.com/rel_USA.html#religions

[quote]vroom wrote:

Zeb,

There is a big difference about a thread discussing Christianity as a topic and a thread where a bunch of nearly illiterate bible thumpers are proclaiming who will suffer damnation because they don’t share the exact same fundie viewpoint.

If those other threads were simply a discussion and not some type of recruitment, conversion, same old message style blather, they would receive a much (ironically) warmer reception, IMO.

I suspect this thread exists merely to help keep the universe in balance. You know what happens when the universe is out of balance, right? Everything goes straight to hell! ;)[/quote]

Well, that is my point vroom.

Scroll back.

My point to Irish was clear. It is not a religious thread per se that he is against. It is any thread that promotes Jesus Christ as the savior of the world.

Which by the way he is, does that make me illiterate?

[quote]Stigg. wrote:
ZEB wrote:

Then again the Internet gives some people courage. Like you for instance. I bet you have not made fun of a Christian face to face in…oh quite a while.

There is a flip side to that coin. What if some ‘Christian’s’ do got me boxed in and I gotta put them down?

Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We’ve spoken on the net, yeah. But I would not hesitate. Not for a second.

[/quote]

I just want you to know that after I read your post I started shaking. I don’t think that I have ever read anyone talk trash on an Internet site before and it was…well it was…just terrifying!

You have to relax.

No seriously.

:slight_smile:

[quote]steveo5801 wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
ZEB wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
It’s good to see that folks who consider themselves conservatives do not always take the holy roller thing too seriously…

Sometimes we in New Jersey wonder if the rest of the county (and the Republican Party) turned on us when we weren’t looking…

(Astonished) Why Irish…why arn’t you railing against this thread?

It talks about (gasp) religion!

Remember…you hate religious threads…

Oh…that’s right it slams Christians so threads like this one are okay.

Sorry…I forgot.

Your Friend,

Zeb

I haven’t seen anyone trying to convert me yet…which makes it different than all the other threads that were started

Irish,

The Bible says, “Ye must be born again.” You must repent of your sins and accept the free gift of salvation which is found only in Christ Jesus!

OK – now you can rail against this thread also…

[/quote]

LOL…Shhh we are supposed to be quiet and allow those who are lost to insult us on the Internet.

Hmm…nope I don’t think so.

[quote]Stigg. wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
Stigg. wrote:
ZEB wrote:

Then again the Internet gives some people courage. Like you for instance. I bet you have not made fun of a Christian face to face in…oh quite a while.

There is a flip side to that coin. What if some ‘Christian’s’ do got me boxed in and I gotta put them down?

Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We’ve spoken on the net, yeah. But I would not hesitate. Not for a second.

Your answer to Zeb shows just how far from God and twisted you are spiritually.

You need to humble yourself before God, and ask Him to forgive you and to save you.

You might intimidate someone face to face, but you know, when you meet God, I am sure it is YOU who will be the one “quaking in your boots.”

That was a joke based on a quote from Heat you fucking prick.

[/quote]

It still makes you look like an Internet tough guy.

No wait…you must be tough you attacked steveo with name calling…so …I tihnk that means something.

(eye roll)

[quote]ZEB wrote:
And, as per my point, most folks like lothario are not nearly as insulting to Christians in person as they are on the Internet.
[/quote]

LOL Judge not…

In all honesty, if we met, I would probably be one of the most polite and gentlemanly people you ever shook hands with.

Now if we became good friends…

All bets are off. I would fart in a bag and put it over your head, ZEB. I would call you “bible-fucker” right to your face without hesitation.

Making fun of you guys is not about hate, it’s about fun. If you can’t take a joke in person, then I wouldn’t do it. I’m not in this to hurt feelings unless you deserve it. The internet removes feelings from this issue, so I don’t feel any compunction to “curb my tongue” when posting. As far as I know, you could live in your mom’s basement and enjoy kiddie porn. :slight_smile:

Donkey nut lickers like that godhatesfags.com guy would receive no mercy from me in person. A fellow meathead like you would be a different story.

[quote]steveo5801 wrote:
Good point Vroom – balance.

Yes, indeed, our threads talk about Heaven, I guess you guys want to balance by standing over on the side of Hell.

Guess what? YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE!

P.S. You “blather” the same old athesist stuff yourself! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,…all the way to the Lake of Fire.

Vroom, humble yourself before God – before it is too late![/quote]

Steveo, you absolutely incompetent and illiterate ass, do you even know what an Athiest is?

I’m not one of them.

Retard. Your threads don’t talk ABOUT heaven, they simply chastise everyone who isn’t you and suggests they are going to hell.

Asshole.

[quote]ZEB wrote:
But in the real world most people are Christian and hardly anyone makes fun of them.

Zeb wrote:
There are 2.1 billion Christians in the world.
[/quote]
http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop

World population> 6,619,832,222
Non-Christians-- 4,500,000,000
Christians-- 2,100,000,000

Douchebag, being a Christian doesn’t mean you can make up you own definitions of words.

Most–

  1. Greatest in number.
  2. Greatest in amount, extent, or degree.
  3. In the greatest number of instances

MOST people in the “real world” are not Christians.

[quote]doogie wrote:
MOST people in the “real world” are not Christians.[/quote]

That’s Ok, cause good christians like zeb and steve didn’t really want to share heaven all with “those” people anyway. Most of them don’t wash every day, and they talk funny, too.

[quote]steveo5801 wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
ZEB wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
It’s good to see that folks who consider themselves conservatives do not always take the holy roller thing too seriously…

Sometimes we in New Jersey wonder if the rest of the county (and the Republican Party) turned on us when we weren’t looking…

(Astonished) Why Irish…why arn’t you railing against this thread?

It talks about (gasp) religion!

Remember…you hate religious threads…

Oh…that’s right it slams Christians so threads like this one are okay.

Sorry…I forgot.

Your Friend,

Zeb

I haven’t seen anyone trying to convert me yet…which makes it different than all the other threads that were started

Irish,

The Bible says, “Ye must be born again.” You must repent of your sins and accept the free gift of salvation which is found only in Christ Jesus!

OK – now you can rail against this thread also…

[/quote]

The Bible is a good novel made up of interesting stories.

So is everything Hemingway wrote…and I like him better.

I don’t like you or your message…go away

[quote]vroom wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
Good point Vroom – balance.

Yes, indeed, our threads talk about Heaven, I guess you guys want to balance by standing over on the side of Hell.

Guess what? YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE!

P.S. You “blather” the same old athesist stuff yourself! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,…all the way to the Lake of Fire.

Vroom, humble yourself before God – before it is too late!

Steveo, you absolutely incompetent and illiterate ass, do you even know what an Athiest is?

I’m not one of them.

Retard. Your threads don’t talk ABOUT heaven, they simply chastise everyone who isn’t you and suggests they are going to hell.

Asshole.[/quote]

Another one of your finer and more intelligent sounding posts, Vroom.

Now what are YOU going to do about YOUR sin?

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
steveo5801 wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
ZEB wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
It’s good to see that folks who consider themselves conservatives do not always take the holy roller thing too seriously…

Sometimes we in New Jersey wonder if the rest of the county (and the Republican Party) turned on us when we weren’t looking…

(Astonished) Why Irish…why arn’t you railing against this thread?

It talks about (gasp) religion!

Remember…you hate religious threads…

Oh…that’s right it slams Christians so threads like this one are okay.

Sorry…I forgot.

Your Friend,

Zeb

I haven’t seen anyone trying to convert me yet…which makes it different than all the other threads that were started

Irish,

The Bible says, “Ye must be born again.” You must repent of your sins and accept the free gift of salvation which is found only in Christ Jesus!

OK – now you can rail against this thread also…

The Bible is a good novel made up of interesting stories.

So is everything Hemingway wrote…and I like him better.

I don’t like you or your message…go away[/quote]

No!

[quote]doogie wrote:
ZEB wrote:
But in the real world most people are Christian and hardly anyone makes fun of them.

Zeb wrote:
There are 2.1 billion Christians in the world.

http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop

World population> 6,619,832,222
Non-Christians-- 4,500,000,000
Christians-- 2,100,000,000

Douchebag, being a Christian doesn’t mean you can make up you own definitions of words.

Most–

  1. Greatest in number.
  2. Greatest in amount, extent, or degree.
  3. In the greatest number of instances

MOST people in the “real world” are not Christians.

[/quote]

And a lot of these are f.E Roman Catholic, who are no true Christians any way, or so I hear…

And some are baptised, like me, and are still no Christians…

Some are so Christian, they practise Voodoo rituals as part of the mass…

If, out of 2 billion, 500 million remain, that would be a lot…

[quote]orion wrote:
doogie wrote:
ZEB wrote:
But in the real world most people are Christian and hardly anyone makes fun of them.

Zeb wrote:
There are 2.1 billion Christians in the world.

http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop

World population> 6,619,832,222
Non-Christians-- 4,500,000,000
Christians-- 2,100,000,000

Douchebag, being a Christian doesn’t mean you can make up you own definitions of words.

Most–

  1. Greatest in number.
  2. Greatest in amount, extent, or degree.
  3. In the greatest number of instances

MOST people in the “real world” are not Christians.

And a lot of these are f.E Roman Catholic, who are no true Christians any way, or so I hear…

And some are baptised, like me, and are still no Christians…

Some are so Christian, they practise Voodoo rituals as part of the mass…

If, out of 2 billion, 500 million remain, that would be a lot… [/quote]

These arguments are quite irrelevant. It doesn’t matter how many people “call” themselves “Chrisitan.” What matters is how many of these people are Chrisitan by the Bible’s definition – i.e. Born-again (John 3).

The problem stems from our insistance of imposing our human thinking and culture upon God. Americans like “majority rules,” (and so do I BTW); God’s Truths do not function this way at all.

No matter how many people in any given time frame believe or not…

[b]

God + nobody = A MAJORITY! [/b]

[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
ZEB wrote:
And, as per my point, most folks like lothario are not nearly as insulting to Christians in person as they are on the Internet.

In all honesty, if we met, I would probably be one of the most polite and gentlemanly people you ever shook hands with.[/quote]

Just as I thought!

Thank you for your honesty.

How nice…I have a nephew that does that, he’s 10.

Well, it’s not about love either.

Ridiculing someones faith is fun for you? You must like tearing the wings off flies as well.

Just as I thought.