[quote]TigerTime wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Do not ask for permission, ever.
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Gas Station Face Rape
GSFR?
[quote]bignate wrote:
[quote]TigerTime wrote:
^ That’s too detailed to be made up.[/quote]
who said anything bout making shit up?[/quote]
Educate these fools Nate
Rocky be breakin bitches
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
Rock used that move on some arab poontang. i can feel it. [/quote]
Nah
That’s more of a white girl thing
Arab chicks don’t like slurpees man
White girls go crazy for a monster energy slurpee in a john cena cup
girls wanna be fucked as much as guys wanna fuck. Get em halfway and theyll be begging more than you. I didnt lose the vcard till college and honestly i was just honest about and it worked fine. I didnt know what the fuck to do but hey i pulled some select fashionable moves from some nice pornos and bam! Got that bitch cumming!
If the girl likes you, it means she likes YOU … so, basically the best approach to the situation is to be yourself. Exercise the same values you have in the past. You’re putting too much pressure on yourself; plus you’re failing to see the other side - she is probably a little nervous as well regardless of how she’s acting.
From what you described it’s obvious she likes you. Your only problem is yourself at this point. Yea, you’re a virgin. You’re a late bloomer. You might see those things as negative, but they’re not. Not really. They just are what they are. You exude a level on confidence on these boards from what I’ve seen (but it is the internetz and not real life … i get that).
I’m assuming you displayed confidence around this girl as well. Which means that you’re over thinking the entire thing right now. Stop it. Get out of your head. I know it’s more difficult to do than to say. You seem to have a decent sense of humor as observed from this site; that’s a huge weapon in overcoming your anxiety over this “date” if that is what it is. Use it appropriately.
Ultimately, though, just be yourself, dude. Don’t think too much about it. Like I said earlier, she wouldn’t be texting you and facebooking you if you hadn’t already made a great impression on her when you were just being yourself. Keep being yourself. That’s the only advice you really need. Oh, and a little shot or two never hurt anyone 
PS … TITS OR GTFO!!
Good idea…we can get pgtips worked up before his date!
[quote]polo77j wrote:
PS … TITS OR GTFO!![/quote]
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Whoops…you can tell I’ve been in Taiwan too long.
Well that’s an idea…come over here and I’ll get you hot and cold running chicks.
They’ll be lined up around the block.
And remember, don’t leave the house with that thing loaded. If I was you, I’d toss off in the shower while getting ready, then squeeze out another before leaving to “meat” her.
Seriously. Now this is practical advice. He don’t need no Cialis!
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i disagree with blow a load before hand. Ive always had a hard time cumming quickly during sex, maybe its because my hand just had such an incredible grip or maybes its all the hardcore porn i watch and real life sex just doesnt excite my peepee the way choking bitches and shoving it striaght down their ass then their throat does. Also if u blow a load early with sex, u can always go again…but at least it shows u function properly, the last thing u want to do is wack it alot, be nervous then not get an erection…
o yeah and worst case senerio, finger blast the fuck outta the pussy, keep going straight through ehr orgasm till she cant move anymore. Leave her lying there twitching for a few mins. She call you back. guaranteeing.
[quote]bignate wrote:
i disagree with blow a load before hand. Ive always had a hard time cumming quickly during sex, maybe its because my hand just had such an incredible grip or maybes its all the hardcore porn i watch and real life sex just doesnt excite my peepee the way choking bitches and shoving it striaght down their ass then their throat does. Also if u blow a load early with sex, u can always go again…but at least it shows u function properly, the last thing u want to do is wack it alot, be nervous then not get an erection…[/quote]
I dunno, he’s a nervous virgin, a little Olympic Jerkin’ won’t hinder his performance.
She’s just a bitch, dude.
Turn the connection you already have physical.
If only there were a forum where people could ask these questions.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]pgtips wrote:
Any suggestions on how to man up and chill the fuck out in this type of situation?[/quote]
My suggestion is to a.) man up and b.) chill the fuck out.
Don’t put the pussy on a pedestal. Be yourself, and never deviate from this in any way in an attempt to impress her…she’ll see right through it. Genuinely try and listen to her, but have your own opinion…don’t just agree with whatever she says.
Go for dinner, go back to your place (or her place) to watch a movie, put your arm around her…then badda-bing, badda-boom…before you know it, you’ll be giving her the ol’ Cleveland Steamer…[/quote]
This is basically good advice except for the stuff at the end.
You seem to be a funny guy pgtips, but don’t go all clowny with her. Use your humour sparingly.
If she even agrees to come back to your place or to wherever she’s staying that means she’s open to more. Feel confident. Heck, she’s agreeing to see you and is sending messages too right? No problem.
The actual logistics of how to begin are difficult to discuss because of so many variables. (God that felt silly to write something like that!) but you’ll have to make the first move…sitting on the sofa next to her or whatnot.
Then, after stuff quiets down you just start kissing her. She’ll likely push you away (well…they did in my day!) but you just nuzzle their neck and ear and they’ll let you right back up.
Let us know how it all works out.
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Thanks PimpBot and Nards! This advice has been taken on board. I’m definately overthinking this shit lol
[quote]polo77j wrote:
If the girl likes you, it means she likes YOU … so, basically the best approach to the situation is to be yourself. Exercise the same values you have in the past. You’re putting too much pressure on yourself; plus you’re failing to see the other side - she is probably a little nervous as well regardless of how she’s acting.
From what you described it’s obvious she likes you. Your only problem is yourself at this point. Yea, you’re a virgin. You’re a late bloomer. You might see those things as negative, but they’re not. Not really. They just are what they are. You exude a level on confidence on these boards from what I’ve seen (but it is the internetz and not real life … i get that).
I’m assuming you displayed confidence around this girl as well. Which means that you’re over thinking the entire thing right now. Stop it. Get out of your head. I know it’s more difficult to do than to say. You seem to have a decent sense of humor as observed from this site; that’s a huge weapon in overcoming your anxiety over this “date” if that is what it is. Use it appropriately.
Ultimately, though, just be yourself, dude. Don’t think too much about it. Like I said earlier, she wouldn’t be texting you and facebooking you if you hadn’t already made a great impression on her when you were just being yourself. Keep being yourself. That’s the only advice you really need. Oh, and a little shot or two never hurt anyone :)[/quote]
Hey, thanks for the advice man! Exactly what I needed to hear, you (along with everyone else) have calmed me down.
On the subject of confidence, I would say I’m a confident bloke: I can go up and chat to anyone… but when things start getting romatic/sexually inclined I panic, second guess evreything and bottle perfect opportunities haha.