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Making a Move?

I’m 22 and I really shouldn’t be asking for advice of this sort, but I need it so I’m gonna swallow my pride and ask for it.

I’m a bit of a late bloomer when it comes to women and I’m very inexperienced.

I met this gorgeous girl at work and we got on straight away. We hung out once and it was great fun (probably should have made a move but I bottled it) she’s back at uni now and quite far away.

Shes been messsaging me on facebook and texting me loads and shes back down south for a few days and we have arranged to meet up.

I’m a virgin and don’t know where to start with seducing a girl, and to be honest I’m shitting myself about meeting up with her cause I think she is attracted to me but at the same time im really looking forward to it.

WTF should I do?!

Any suggestions on how to man up and chill the fuck out in this type of situation?

Get two slurpees from 7 11 or any gas station

Hold them in your hands

Ask girl to tie your shoe. Because your hands are full…and too cold. For such technical movements

Your zipper should be undone

When she’s on her knees

Shove cock deep inside her throat and act a damn fool on that hoe right at the cash register

Pass her around for gas money

^ That’s too detailed to be made up.

[quote]TigerTime wrote:
^ That’s too detailed to be made up.[/quote]

who said anything bout making shit up?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Get two slurpees from 7 11 or any gas station

Hold them in your hands

Ask girl to tie your shoe. Because your hands are full…and too cold. For such technical movements

Your zipper should be undone

When she’s on her knees

Shove cock deep inside her throat and act a damn fool on that hoe right at the cash register

Pass her around for gas money[/quote]

LMFAO

Buy liquid cialis. Bone till you bleed.

Rock used that move on some arab poontang. i can feel it.

[quote]pgtips wrote:

Any suggestions on how to man up and chill the fuck out in this type of situation?[/quote]

My suggestion is to a.) man up and b.) chill the fuck out.

Don’t put the pussy on a pedestal. Be yourself, and never deviate from this in any way in an attempt to impress her…she’ll see right through it. Genuinely try and listen to her, but have your own opinion…don’t just agree with whatever she says.

Go for dinner, go back to your place (or her place) to watch a movie, put your arm around her…then badda-bing, badda-boom…before you know it, you’ll be giving her the ol’ Cleveland Steamer…

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]pgtips wrote:

Any suggestions on how to man up and chill the fuck out in this type of situation?[/quote]

My suggestion is to a.) man up and b.) chill the fuck out.

Don’t put the pussy on a pedestal. Be yourself, and never deviate from this in any way in an attempt to impress her…she’ll see right through it. Genuinely try and listen to her, but have your own opinion…don’t just agree with whatever she says.

Go for dinner, go back to your place (or her place) to watch a movie, put your arm around her…then badda-bing, badda-boom…before you know it, you’ll be giving her the ol’ Cleveland Steamer…[/quote]

This is basically good advice except for the stuff at the end.

You seem to be a funny guy pgtips, but don’t go all clowny with her. Use your humour sparingly.

If she even agrees to come back to your place or to wherever she’s staying that means she’s open to more. Feel confident. Heck, she’s agreeing to see you and is sending messages too right? No problem.

The actual logistics of how to begin are difficult to discuss because of so many variables. (God that felt silly to write something like that!) but you’ll have to make the first move…sitting on the sofa next to her or whatnot.
Then, after stuff quiets down you just start kissing her. She’ll likely push you away (well…they did in my day!) but you just nuzzle their neck and ear and they’ll let you right back up.

Let us know how it all works out.

Maybe just ask her if she’s down to fuck? The easiest/fastest way that I got some was when a guy sent me a text that said “DTF??”

All this mushy neck nuzzling stuff sounds very awkward, Lol.

Pimp and Nards gave good advice. Just be yourself and be genuine. The dinner then rental+drinks thing sounds good and has worked for countless millions. Just have fun and see where it leads.

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Maybe just ask her if she’s down to fuck? The easiest/fastest way that I got some was when a guy sent me a text that said “DTF??”

All this mushy neck nuzzling stuff sounds very awkward, Lol. [/quote]

DTF??

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Maybe just ask her if she’s down to fuck? The easiest/fastest way that I got some was when a guy sent me a text that said “DTF??”

All this mushy neck nuzzling stuff sounds very awkward, Lol. [/quote]

DTF??[/quote]

Yeah it means down to fuck apparently.

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I TOTALLY GAVE GOOD ADVICE TOO, MAN!

Spock81 does remind me that the woman will also become more active once you get the ball rolling…you won’t have to do all the seducing yourself hopefully.

Yeah it means down to fuck apparently.

^^^
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I TOTALLY GAVE GOOD ADVICE TOO, MAN![/quote]

No, I’m actually asking you, DTF?

I’ll totally take you out for a nice seafood dinner AND call you again!

Here we go:

Invite her over and throw on Back to the Future and tell her there’s a rule in your house that every time the doc says “great scott” an article of clothing must be removed.

HA! That sounds so awesome, I wish someone would do that for me .

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

Yeah it means down to fuck apparently.

^^^
^^
I TOTALLY GAVE GOOD ADVICE TOO, MAN![/quote]

No, I’m actually asking you, DTF?

I’ll totally take you out for a nice seafood dinner AND call you again![/quote]

OHH!! HAHA WHOOPS! Look at that, i totally made my own advice awkward somehow, LOl. I am a pro…

oh and EDIT: BURGERS…BIG GIANT BURGERS, much more filling than some scallops, heh.

this is all good advice.
Combine all!

  1. eat steak
  2. tell her about how your netflix just came in
  3. drink cialis
  4. watch movie with raging Boner
  5. do not hesitate to kiss her!
  6. whilst making out stick hand down her pants
  7. ???
  8. ???
  9. condom breaks
  10. Babies

You do some stuff together and when she gives you “the look”, you move in and kiss her?

Then you see how far you can take it and if she really, really does not want to, save it for another time.

Do not ask for permission, ever.

If there is one sure way to turn a wetland into a desert, asking for permission would be it.

Finally, if all else fails, bang a hooker just so you see that there is nothing to it.

[quote]orion wrote:
Do not ask for permission, ever.
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