Ok so b/c we work security in extremely crowded/enclosed enviornment, a few of us carry gel mace. pretty nasty shit. imagine the consistancy of hair or shaving gel.
so i deployed some mace, and apparently ended up getting some on my fingertips. washed my hands with soap and water but must not of been good enough.
when i got home, i picked my nose.
OH MY HOLY FUCK. FUCK SHIT BITCH FUCK it hurts like you have no idea. FML like 10000x over. as i type this, my left eye is constantly tearing. i really don't even know what to do about it.
thank god i didn't scratch my balls.