2 years ago I beat the shit out of somebody and got charged with assault.When I got arrested I had about 2 grams of pot on me,I went to court the next day and the judge ordered me to under go anger management and have a drug n alcohol eval.I was on disability at the time and couldn’t afford both of them so he let me do the anger management first.I’d have to go to court every month for reveiws to see if I was in compliance,well after 2 years I got it done(it was only a 1 year program).I went to court today and my report was I graduated with flying colors.the judge told me good job,case closed,pay your fines,and stay out of trouble.
The thing is I was supposed to start drug n alcohol now.I was last in line and he was under so much stress and wanted to get out of there he forgot I still had the d/a to complete.He said good job and I said PEACE!.I was out of that court room so fast almost doing a backflip on the way out.
When i had the eval 6 months ago they told me I needed a two year program,3 times a week for the first year.The total bill would cost me about 5 gs and alot of time I don’t have.Nobody has to reply to this,I’m just so stoked I had to tell someone.I’ve been blazin the wheaties all the way through anger management and I thought I would have to stop now that I was starting outpatient.The judges mistake has saved me thousands,not to mention the time,and my precious wheaties.I got into a huge fight with the cunt doing the eval b/c its all about $$$ and not the person.they just want their revenue to go up when they evaluate someone,She said I was an addict and there was no way around it,I was in denial if i said otherwise.I really want to go back there and rub my shit right in that bitches face but I realize its better to let it be.I came home and just smoke the fattest blunt on that judge and treatment facility.
Sorry for babbling I’m just so happy right now,I get a huge settlement in a month and a half and some treatment center is the last place I want to be spending my time.I got so lucky today,I might send that judge a christmas card now.
peace up a-town