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Looking for a Quote on Real Men

Real men never get lost, thats why they wont ask anyone for directions.

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
It has nothing to do with woods. It’s like, if you were to kick a man, naked into the streets, by the end of the day he should have clothes, by the end of the week he should have a horse, and by the end of a year he should have his own business.[/quote]

Yeah, something like that…except with survival in the woods.
I saw this quote on T-Nation.
RARGH, FUCKING GOOGLE SUCKS.

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
It has nothing to do with woods. It’s like, if you were to kick a man, naked into the streets, by the end of the day he should have clothes, by the end of the week he should have a horse, and by the end of a year he should have his own business.[/quote]

…by the end of the week he should have some whores…

[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
and after a year he should have his own business.

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Who is he going to sell stuff to? Squirrels?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
“If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it… build a house! ‘Well I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament!’”

Mitch Hedberg[/quote]

Beat me to it. I immediately thought this was the only quote applicable to OP.

OP, why don’t you google it?

Because i already did. Duh.