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Looking for a Quote on Real Men

I forget exactly how it goes.
It basically says that if a man is lost in the woods, after the first day he should have water. After a week he should have shelter, after a month he should have X and after a year he should have his own business.

Can anyone post it? I forgot who it is by and what the exact quote was.

thx

After a year his dumb ass should’ve found his way out of the woods.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
After a year his dumb ass should’ve found his way out of the woods. [/quote]

wtf is wrong with living in the woods? you some sort of city boy?

[quote]grettiron wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
After a year his dumb ass should’ve found his way out of the woods.

wtf is wrong with living in the woods? you some sort of city boy?[/quote]

Well, he was LOST, implying that he really didn’t wanna stay there.

Can someone tell me the damn quote?

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
After a year his dumb ass should’ve found his way out of the woods. [/quote]

lol…

He wasn’t lost. He decided to escape from society.
Christ.

Bears live in the woods. Sometimes.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:
Ironfreak wrote:
Bears live in the woods. Sometimes.

They even shit in the woods.[/quote]

Bear shit is bigger than dog shit. Sometimes.

Better watch your step.

“If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it… build a house! ‘Well I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament!’”

Mitch Hedberg

No idea blaze, Google has failed me once again

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
“If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it… build a house! ‘Well I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament!’”

Mitch Hedberg[/quote]

Badass avatar man.

[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
Can someone tell me the damn quote?
[/quote]

Haha.

yeah really, now I want to know the quote… google is failing hard

It has nothing to do with woods. It’s like, if you were to kick a man, naked into the streets, by the end of the day he should have clothes, by the end of the week he should have a horse, and by the end of a year he should have his own business.

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
It has nothing to do with woods. It’s like, if you were to kick a man, naked into the streets, by the end of the day he should have clothes, by the end of the week he should have a horse, and by the end of a year he should have his own business.[/quote]

Are we talking January or August?

Because if it’s January, I bet dude has cloths in like 35mins.

August? Hmmmm I could see a man taking his time, looking for a comfortable outfit.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
It has nothing to do with woods. It’s like, if you were to kick a man, naked into the streets, by the end of the day he should have clothes, by the end of the week he should have a horse, and by the end of a year he should have his own business.

Are we talking January or August?

Because if it’s January, I bet dude has cloths in like 35mins.

August? Hmmmm I could see a man taking his time, looking for a comfortable outfit.[/quote]

Trick question, real men don’t wear clothes.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Ironfreak wrote:
Bears live in the woods. Sometimes.

They even shit in the woods.[/quote]

So do Popes.

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
It has nothing to do with woods. It’s like, if you were to kick a man, naked into the streets, by the end of the day he should have clothes, by the end of the week he should have a horse, and by the end of a year he should have his own business.

Are we talking January or August?

Because if it’s January, I bet dude has cloths in like 35mins.

August? Hmmmm I could see a man taking his time, looking for a comfortable outfit.

Trick question, real men don’t wear clothes.[/quote]

lol, good point.