Isn’t this just great? I can’t eat red meat or chicken now because of iron. Instead try tuna! Oh, but I can’t eat tuna either it’s full of mercury!
Actually, it’s probably best to just not eat at all because it’s bad for you too!
Dammit, Lonnie as much as I like you your really starting to piss me off.
You’ve got me so paranoid, that from now I’m simply going to have a centrum silver and a glass of water every day and stay hid in my closet.