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Lions Take Supplements!

So i was watching a lion show on animal planet, and this rogue male was trying to take over the pride. Before he got down to business he made his presence known and before attacking:::::::: HE purposely ingested, rolled around in and inhaled elephant dung.

they clarified that it BOOSTS TESTOSTERONE LEVELS SIGNIFICANTLY and he lost his mind like a peyote testosterone induced trip and then charged in! HOW BAD ASS LIONS TAKE SUPPLEMENTS!!! before they go to war! *(BUT he got his but kicked by the pride of lionesses )). If it induces testosterone in lions would it do something for humans??? hmmm get to work Biotest!!!

lmao new Biotest Elephant Shit. I’m sure it’d sell like hotcakes.

IF they extracted the substance and isolated it an a nanogel! IM THERE!!!If it can raise a lions testosterone it has to have some implications!!!

Just purchased wwww.elephantdungsups.com I’m gonna have 16 year olds with hawt abs eating elephant shit like apples by the end of the month.

New DUNG-TECH,… the real secret behind how Cutler won back his Olympia Crown.

S

Elephant urine does contain an interesting probably-anabolic steroid. I tried to convince Tim to sell it in the new Nalgene bottles, but he questioned the degree of customer demand.

[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:
Elephant urine does contain an interesting probably-anabolic steroid. I tried to convince Tim to sell it in the new Nalgene bottles, but he questioned the degree of customer demand. [/quote]

Would it be cherry flavored or urine (origional?) flavored? I might be in for some cherry flavored.

V

[quote]ROGUE SPEAR wrote:
HOW BAD ASS LIONS TAKE SUPPLEMENTS!!! before they go to war! *(BUT he got his but kicked by the pride of lionesses )[/quote]

That is because proud lionesses take progesterone supplements.
It keeps their excess oestrogen in check thus making their free testosterone more readily available.

( Nudge, nudge, Bill )

:slight_smile:

OK OK HERE IT IS: FAST FORWARD TO ABOUT 6 MINUTES!
I STAND CORRECTED IT IS DUNG FROM A BULL HIPPO!!!

WATCH THE TRANSFORMATION!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxTk4UgVWOE

damn, even after taking supps the lion still loses to the natty lion

lol

but than he went and deadlifted 1200 lbs!!! his NEW PR!

[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
New DUNG-TECH,… the real secret behind how Cutler won back his Olympia Crown.

S
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Gives a whole new meaning to working out in the dungeon.

I watched it with the sound off, so sorry if I repeat anything they said.

The male doesn’t really want to fight, he wants to fuck. The females would like to have him around too, but they need to protect their kittens. The male will kill the kittens to bring the females into heat. When a male comes into a pride like that, it becomes a battle where the male and the females with no kittens go up against the females with kittens. It looks like that pride had a lot of kittens. That poor guy didn’t get any support. I guess it’s also possible he didn’t get any support because he smelled like hippo shit.

Did they say where the pride males were? Usually incoming males have to deal with them first.

Rhino flavored FINiBARs