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Lions and Bears


#1
 Check it out - Bigconan, now under the handle of hercules, sent me a private message to...



 ...complain about BEARS and LIONS - advising me to watch a little Animal Channel...Here's the message:

  "first off, the retards at test.net are just that retards, they won't let conan speak his mind, so be it,they wanna bann him good. dude, your saying a big 2000 bear can out run a lion, dude, wake up, idiot. watch a little animal channel now and then, lol. you say go fight in iraq, why should i. its amazing how little you people know of animals. unreal. and diesel, shut ur mouth little boy. guys like you talk alot of trash on here, but i bet you wouldn't say anything to my face." 


 Anybody else think Conan has a bonce to pick when it comes to animals? We all go off everyonce in a while, but one must seriously reconsider his priorities when he MUST send a PM insisting Bears CANNOT outrun lions...Don't lose too much sleep buddy.

 Lion max speed: 30 mph over 50 yards. Source: http://www.lionlmb.org/lion/lionfact.html

 Bear max speed: 35 mph. Source:http://www.fs.fed.us/r10/tongass/forest_facts/safety/bearfacts.htm

 I guess you're right Conan - I MUST be a LITTLE dude if I only weigh 205 lbs 9%bf. 


#2

diesel, that's another name for the ignore list. He's just a pathetic slob.


#3

Diesel that's what I was saying, Bears run 35mph.

I watch Animal Planet. Haha, if I am watching TV, and it's not on ESPN or The Simpsons, I'm watching Animal Planet. That channel rocks.


#4
 Let me show all the errors with his message:

"first off, the retards at test.net [it's t-mag.com or testosterone.net you idiot] are just that retards [ and you're...not...I assume, ri-right?], they won't let conan speak his mind , so be it,they wanna bann him good. dude, your saying a big 2000 [pounds, kilograms, litters, gallons...what, 2000 what] bear can out run a lion, dude, wake up, idiot [ thank you for enlightening me with your majestic words]. watch a little animal channel now and then, lol [well, animal channel says lions still cannot outrun a bear - they cannot even run at 30 mph for a measle 50 yards whereas a bear can run 35 mph for more than 50 yards] . you say go fight in iraq, why should i [thoguht real men might be interested] . its amazing how little you people know of animals [we're a bunch of ignorant idiots here - afterall what do we know, even though we made extensive research on the subject, and you didnt?] . unreal. and diesel, shut ur mouth little boy [HAHAHAHA] . guys like you talk alot of trash on here, but i bet you wouldn't say anything to my face [pussy, comedic personality, mommas little boy, u little fuckin cunt, boy-who-needs-his-ass-beat-and-learn-a-lesson, big fat mouth,... uhh...huh? sorry, you were saying again...?."


#5

I'm beginning to think this "Bigcrackman" is TC's alter ego! j/k TC


#6

And now hes staining Hercules name...whos next? Thor? Odin? Zeus? Titan(s)? Good thing for him divine retribution only exists in Dungeons and Dragons...