Lets hear it for Lincoln!
Not only did he free the slaves, well, at least those in the territories he did not control, he also allowed to die hundreds of thousands of people to die for their fatherland for a cause that was advanced by merely passing laws by lesser nations and we all know, dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.
He also was not impressed by the rabbles squabbling, after all he was a war time president and even imprisoned dissenting congressmen and journalists who questioned his divinily ordained power.
Yet, best of all, he favored a trade policy that would have heavily taxed products that could have been produced in America and therefore put Americans first!
I think it is only fitting that this man has a monument modelled after Jupiter the Greatest, after all, would anything less than deification have come close to honoring his accomplishments?