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Lightning Damages Jesus Statue

Not that I’ve got your attention…

Lighting struck a statue of Jesus, which is apparently an ‘accident’.

Why is this an accident, something that almost NEVER happens, when people surviving cancer can be a ‘miracle’.

(If you can’t tell… I’m not actually saying Christianity is wrong because of this…)

[quote]Beowolf wrote:
Not that I’ve got your attention…

Lighting struck a statue of Jesus, which is apparently an ‘accident’.

Why is this an accident, something that almost NEVER happens, when people surviving cancer can be a ‘miracle’.

(If you can’t tell… I’m not actually saying Christianity is wrong because of this…)[/quote]

Lame.

Chances of lighting hitting a statue of Jesus is a few billion times larger than the chances of it hitting you.

Go grab your calculator.

Meh, maybe I misunderstood the question posed by this. EDIT!

[quote]Beowolf wrote:
Not that I’ve got your attention…

Lighting struck a statue of Jesus, which is apparently an ‘accident’.

Why is this an accident, something that almost NEVER happens, when people surviving cancer can be a ‘miracle’.

(If you can’t tell… I’m not actually saying Christianity is wrong because of this…)[/quote]

So you’re saying that shaping a rock into a particular shape as to look like something else doesn’t protect it from lighting?

…gasp…

Jesus, it was a joke. I figured it’d be buried within a few hours anyways…

[quote]Beowolf wrote:
Jesus, it was a joke. I figured it’d be buried within a few hours anyways…[/quote]

You are going straight to hell for posting this story.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
You are going straight to hell for posting this story.[/quote]

That place is going to be so fucking crowded.