Not that I’ve got your attention…
Lighting struck a statue of Jesus, which is apparently an ‘accident’.
Why is this an accident, something that almost NEVER happens, when people surviving cancer can be a ‘miracle’.
(If you can’t tell… I’m not actually saying Christianity is wrong because of this…)
[quote]Beowolf wrote:
Not that I’ve got your attention…
Lighting struck a statue of Jesus, which is apparently an ‘accident’.
Why is this an accident, something that almost NEVER happens, when people surviving cancer can be a ‘miracle’.
(If you can’t tell… I’m not actually saying Christianity is wrong because of this…)[/quote]
Lame.
Chances of lighting hitting a statue of Jesus is a few billion times larger than the chances of it hitting you.
Go grab your calculator.
Meh, maybe I misunderstood the question posed by this. EDIT!
[quote]Beowolf wrote:
Not that I’ve got your attention…
Lighting struck a statue of Jesus, which is apparently an ‘accident’.
Why is this an accident, something that almost NEVER happens, when people surviving cancer can be a ‘miracle’.
(If you can’t tell… I’m not actually saying Christianity is wrong because of this…)[/quote]
So you’re saying that shaping a rock into a particular shape as to look like something else doesn’t protect it from lighting?
…gasp…
Jesus, it was a joke. I figured it’d be buried within a few hours anyways…
[quote]Beowolf wrote:
Jesus, it was a joke. I figured it’d be buried within a few hours anyways…[/quote]
You are going straight to hell for posting this story.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
You are going straight to hell for posting this story.[/quote]
That place is going to be so fucking crowded.