LIFE AS A TREE IN 2006!

LIFE AS FECAL MATTER IN 2006
by CHEKonIT

You don’t see me as often as you once did.
Do you see me at all?
Or am I just liquid colour in the bowl that is my coffin?

You don’t have time for me anymore.
You shuttle me through your small intestine without even a casual ‘hello’.
I bring you gifts, but you’re too proud to take them.
You don’t even give me time to get the only hard-on I get the chance to make in life.

Yet sometimes, when you allow me to be in your presence, you hate me.
You eat your taco bell, you guzzle your antibotics, you eat your colours and preservitives like they’re going to prolong your life.
Yet you blame me for hanging around longer than I should.
How can you hate me when you know I love you?

Why?
Why do you say I stink?
You know I should smell earthy, yet you overload your senses with McDonalds and pizza.
DAMMIT, IT’S ALL YOUR DOING! IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU SELFISH SON OF A BITCH!

Why do you hurt me when you know I love you?
You know I am waste, but why do you have to hurt me so?

Not only is this really dumb, the large majority of oxygen is provided by blue green algae, not trees.

[quote]CHEKonIT wrote:
LIFE AS FECAL MATTER IN 2006
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Now you’re just talking shit.

So…

I wax poetic

about my poop

I set it ablaze upon your stoop

You stompped it out,

without a shoe

and now your foot is covered,

with stinky goo.

I like it!
Did you write it?
p.s. I hope that paper bag was made from recycled materials!

Everybody does them
Xciting
Chek loves them
Rectum-born
Earthy smelling
Measuring 12 inches
Even in colour
Never liquid, always firm
Turd.

Yea, not my best work, just shootin the shit.