First of all, I want to get some stuff off of my chest, and this seems like a decent place to do it for now.
WHY I (sometimes) HATE MY OWN FELLOW LIBERALS:
#1 For the last fucking time, Bush is NOT the reason that the world sucks right now. I have very little in common with the man, and I’m pretty much diametrically opposed to everything he stands for, but believe it or not, he is closer to being a good guy than the real bad guys.
#2 For example, we like to blame Bush for Iraq because it seems like everything is jacked over there right now… and yes, things could be a lot better, but if you want to blame Iraq on one guy, then you have to lay the blame where it belongs, and that’s Saddam Hussein. That motherfucker has got Bush beat in the evil department by about a thousand percent. If he wasn’t suck a dick, we wouldn’t have had to go over there in the first place, would we?
#3 Quit coddling people that want to destroy our way of life and what we stand for as a people. You are a liberal American, and that means that you love personal liberty, making sure eveyone has a fair chance to make something of themselves, and having an open mind to new ideas and new ways of making a better life for all of us. That means your enemies are those who stand in the way of progress, who hate free societies, who use their power to dominate and oppress rather than uplift.
#4 Most Conservatives are not evil or stupid, they’re just set in their ways and wary of change. I can’t count how many times I’ve been on here and gotten into it with a conservative because they refused to look at life from a different perspective. You see, this is where we shine. You haven’t achieved a certain level and decided to “coast” the rest of the way. Bravo! But that also means I will call bullshit whenever I hear one of us whine about how USA sucks, or that our society is fascist.
#5 And speaking of our nation being fascist: no it’s not you stupid fuck. Those are Green Day lyrics. You have no idea of what real fascism is. There are permanent checks and balances built into our political system which prevent fascism. You are no longer allowed to whine about America being fascist until there is a military coup, the courts are dissolved, and the Senate is dismissed just like in Star Wars.
Okay, I think I’m tapped out for now. But don’t you guys think it would be nice to stop the whining and get some real change going here? Isn’t there something about our country that can be improved? Can we get some real ideas on how to accomplish our righteous goals that don’t involve sitting around and bitching?
C’mon people, we are the smart ones, remember?