So instead Klippy asked Mod Zen “How Much to let me scramble your eggs?”
[quote]Avoids Roids wrote:
So instead Klippy asked Mod Zen “How Much to let me scramble your eggs?”[/quote]
Mod Zen replied to little Klippy, “Buy some Alpha Male, find a nice girl and hit the weights and return to this site when your all growed up”.
[quote]lonewolf1952 wrote:
Mod Zen replied to little Klippy, “Buy some Alpha Male, find a nice girl and hit the weights and return to this site when your all growed up”.
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Kliplement then nodded, for it all seemed to come together for him in that moment. He went back to Thailand, bottle of Alpha Male in hand. No one has heard from him since.
[quote]t3h_Squirr3l wrote:
lonewolf1952 wrote:
Mod Zen replied to little Klippy, “Buy some Alpha Male, find a nice girl and hit the weights and return to this site when your all growed up”.
Kliplement then nodded, for it all seemed to come together for him in that moment. He went back to Thailand, bottle of Alpha Male in hand. No one has heard from him since.
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However, no one is quite sure how Klipemet escaped the steel bowels of Professor X after being ingested along with Jackie. (a few lines up.)
[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
t3h_Squirr3l wrote:
lonewolf1952 wrote:
Mod Zen replied to little Klippy, “Buy some Alpha Male, find a nice girl and hit the weights and return to this site when your all growed up”.
Kliplement then nodded, for it all seemed to come together for him in that moment. He went back to Thailand, bottle of Alpha Male in hand. No one has heard from him since.
However, no one is quite sure how Klipemet escaped the steel bowels of Professor X after being ingested along with Jackie. (a few lines up.)[/quote]
(Klippy had secertly joined forces with the Muslum tribe and they bailed him out from the evil jaws of prof X.)
[quote]lonewolf1952 wrote:
(Klippy had secertly joined forces with the Muslum tribe and they bailed him out from the evil jaws of prof X.)
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And quite happy he was since he didn’t want to toss Prof. X’s salad.
then jackie got cervical cancer and died. the end
[quote]belligerent wrote:
then jackie got cervical cancer and died. the end[/quote] of her.
But Klippy lived on, and joined a group of elite dungeons and dragons warriors.
[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
belligerent wrote:
then jackie got cervical cancer and died. the end of her.
But Klippy lived on, and joined a group of elite dungeons and dragons warriors.
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But they kept giving him the legal cock block from his hookers until he finally became enraged and ripped a stop sign out of the ground.
[quote]duece wrote:
brucevangeorge wrote:
belligerent wrote:
then jackie got cervical cancer and died. the end of her.
But Klippy lived on, and joined a group of elite dungeons and dragons warriors.
But they kept giving him the legal cock block from his hookers until he finally became enraged and ripped a stop sign out of the ground.[/quote]
After this mighty feat of strength, his fellow ““Elite” Dungeons & Dragons Warriors” worshiped him for a while.
[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
duece wrote:
brucevangeorge wrote:
belligerent wrote:
then jackie got cervical cancer and died. the end of her.
But Klippy lived on, and joined a group of elite dungeons and dragons warriors.
But they kept giving him the legal cock block from his hookers until he finally became enraged and ripped a stop sign out of the ground.
After this mighty feat of strength, his fellow ““Elite” Dungeons & Dragons Warriors” worshiped him for a while.[/quote]
When the D&D warriors realized “Elite” stood for “Everyone likes it to erect”, they realized their new leader was gay, and could not speak, or type in proper english. So, they stabbed his hot black friend with a rubber sword dipped in molten Peanut Butter.
Upon hearing of the resurgence of Klippy, Professor X became enraged for his escape lingered in the Prof’s mind and caused him great anguish. He booked leave from the base where he worked and flew to Thailand where he found Klippy and proceeded to do sets of 10 with Klippy per hand in one-armed curls for five sets each hand. He then snapped him in half and roared like a great lion.
[quote]t3h_Squirr3l wrote:
Upon hearing of the resurgence of Klippy, Professor X became enraged for his escape lingered in the Prof’s mind and caused him great anguish. He booked leave from the base where he worked and flew to Thailand where he found Klippy and proceeded to do sets of 10 with Klippy per hand in one-armed curls for five sets each hand. He then snapped him in half and roared like a great lion. [/quote]
Yeah… its supposed to be one sentence.
[quote]t3h_Squirr3l wrote:
Upon hearing of the resurgence of Klippy, Professor X became enraged for his escape lingered in the Prof’s mind and caused him great anguish. He booked leave from the base where he worked and flew to Thailand where he found Klippy and proceeded to do sets of 10 with Klippy per hand in one-armed curls for five sets each hand. He then snapped him in half and roared like a great lion. [/quote]
Exhausted from this endeavor, the Prof. decided to get a massage from several young Thai ladies.
[quote]duece wrote:
t3h_Squirr3l wrote:
Upon hearing of the resurgence of Klippy, Professor X became enraged for his escape lingered in the Prof’s mind and caused him great anguish. He booked leave from the base where he worked and flew to Thailand where he found Klippy and proceeded to do sets of 10 with Klippy per hand in one-armed curls for five sets each hand. He then snapped him in half and roared like a great lion.
Exhausted from this endeavor, the Prof. decided to get a massage from several young Thai ladies.[/quote]
However it turns out the Thai ladies were just skinny Thai dudes with gyno from all the soy they were drinking.
Because the Thai “ladies” were all under 200 pounds, CA Law had to administer the massage himself to X while Klippy, seated nearby waiting to help X split open CA’s head with a D&D dagger, gagged on a bone from Ghana Girl’s home made soup.