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Let's Make A Story

I always wanted to do this. Excuse the geekyness, but I’d like to start a story.

It goes like this: You write ONE sentence - and it has to include a word from the previous sentence (written by somebody else). The sentence can be about anything, and in any context. The only thing it has to have is a word from the very last sentence.

Here’s the first sentence:

The eggs lied splattered on the floor, but Jackie didn’t care.

Jackie was a lesbian; so she went outside.

[quote]diesel25 wrote:
The eggs lied splattered on the floor, but Jackie didn’t care.[/quote]

rrjc placed his eggs in Rockscar’s mouth.

[quote]diesel25 wrote:
I always wanted to do this. Excuse the geekyness, but I’d like to start a story.

It goes like this: You write ONE sentence - and it has to include a word from the previous sentence (written by somebody else). The sentence can be about anything, and in any context. The only thing it has to have is a word from the very last sentence.

Here’s the first sentence:

The eggs lied splattered on the floor, but Jackie didn’t care.[/quote]

She was too busy getting pumped full of cock by a 14 year old student in her second period English class.

This thread was a good idea until PGA fucked it up.

PGA didn’t care that she was having her period.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
This thread was a good idea until PGA fucked it up.[/quote]

You just described every thread PGA does post in.

[quote]iflyboats wrote:
The eggs lied splattered on the floor, but Jackie didn’t care.

She was too busy getting pumped full of cock by a 14 year old student in her second period English class.
[/quote]

Little did she know that he had a screename called “Klipemet” on T-Nation and he was the real tru killa.

Then Prof X came in, blasted everyone to shreds. The end?

[quote]lostinthought wrote:
Then Prof X came in, blasted everyone to shreds. The end?[/quote]

After X ate the remains, he headed next door, knowing who was waiting for him.

(RRJ, this is your chance to really really get back)

[quote]Easy E wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
Then Prof X came in, blasted everyone to shreds. The end?

After X ate the remains, he headed next door, knowing who was waiting for him.

[/quote]

It was PGA and he had a very gay smirk on his face as he stared at the Prof… in his birthday suit.

But the Prof was so fast and powerful, he used to break those automatic punching machines that they used to make.

Then Mod Zen came in and told everyone to play nice or he’d be forced to automatically punch people in the windpipe.

[quote]Mod Zen wrote:
Then Mod Zen came in and told everyone to play nice or he’d be forced to automatically punch people in the windpipe.[/quote]

Jackie was taken aback seeing Mod Zen punching people in their windpipes and stumbled and fell face first in the eggs.

Jackie was taken aback seeing Mod Zen punching people in their windpipes and stumbled and fell face first in the eggs.[/quote]

After Mod Zen was done punching people, he helped Jackie up from the eggs, then had a serving of Surge.

Jackie then asked what the Mod was drinking and he told her…then ravished her…again and again…and she loved it.

Jackie told Zen she was running from a past full of horror, of nights full of tentacle rape, days of being told 130 lbs was huge and living in fear of him; the man call Klip.

[quote]tmoney1 wrote:
Jackie was taken aback seeing Mod Zen punching people in their windpipes and stumbled and fell face first in the eggs.

After Mod Zen was done punching people, he helped Jackie up from the eggs, then had a serving of Surge.[/quote]

To thank Mod Zen for helping her up, she immediately returned the favor and helped him up, but she soon found out about his “little” problem

[quote]playmaker08 wrote:
tmoney1 wrote:
Jackie was taken aback seeing Mod Zen punching people in their windpipes and stumbled and fell face first in the eggs.

After Mod Zen was done punching people, he helped Jackie up from the eggs, then had a serving of Surge.

To thank Mod Zen for helping her up, she immediately returned the favor and helped him up, but she soon found out about his “little” problem[/quote]

Mod Zen’s “little” problem was staring her in the face…

[quote]Addicted wrote:

Mod Zen’s “little” problem was staring her in the face…

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As Mod Zen’s “little” problem was staring her in the face, Kiplemet was kicking himself for not asking Jackie, when she was on all fours, “How much?”