[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
And to the future jack-boot would-be future LEO from MD…
Any answer to my point of origin could give reason to search my vehicle or subject me to further detainment…
Robbery just happened? Car generally matching the description of mine? Admit you just came from that direction? Trouble.
Car matching mine purchasing drugs? Trouble.
Someone cut someone off, road rage, etc.? Trouble.
Under your logic, we should just allow searches of our property too, so we can be on our way expeditiously. I sincerely hope you mature a bit, or become better informed, before you’re ever allowed to become LEO. Sadly, you will be happily accepted into the ranks…because passing a civil service test is less difficult than passing a basic math exam. [/quote]
I see you do not understand how this works.
First, you need to be shaved and lubed at all times.
Then, if a LEO approaches you, you must “assume the position”, i.e. you bend over your car and slowly and sensually open your belt and drop your trousers.
Please remember to wear nice underwear and I am sure you understand that to carry a few condoms in your car at all times is important to ensure that you and the officer stay safe.
Also, make sure to smile and say thank you, your son should learn to respect authoritay, or at least develop a healthy fear of people with guns that will lie through their teeth when they “accidentally” shoot you dead.
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Trained professionels, all of them.