[quote]t-ha wrote:
pookie wrote:
“Conversate” is going on my “Learn to speak metrosexualese” list.
You’re bothering to make a list of words you can/cannot say? That’s just straight up gay.
Real men, it’s OK to use big words sometimes…
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Conversate isn’t a word. It’s a term invented by the homosexuals bent on destroying capitalism and imposing socialism on all of North America. Or something like that.
[quote]Snoop wrote:
Anyway. My wife insists on going through every detail about her shitty day at work with me…then if she happens to tell someone else about it she goes through exactly what she said to that person; so my lucky ass gets to hear about it at least twice!
I once made the mistake of telling her that I have heard that story before… It was painful.[/quote]
Why do they always have to win on that need? Because if its really a need, I need a copy of the studies to shove it down the asses of a couple of e-qwal-e-tee zealots in some forums. Im tired of the double standard. What you wrote is a fact of life for most men. And women won`t acknowlegde it … at least in front of men. Crazy making.
I don’t know where you guys find your women, but they’re certainly not all like that.
Or they are and I’ve found the only exception to the rule.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
t-ha wrote:
See. We are very straight forward. So why all of the confusion?[/quote]
So T-men…help a girl out, OK??
What do guys WANT to talk about?
So far I’ve figured this is about it…
Sports
Sex
Bosses, if they’re jerks
Sex
Politics
Sex
And really, that’s about all, right?
(my guy’s not a big talker, you can tell)
[quote]blooey wrote:
Actually, “conversate” is not a word. It should be converse.[/quote]Ah crap! It should be a word though, I mean I wrote it and everyone understood what I meant? I mean come on! Even "crack-ho! made it into the dictionary this year.[/quote]
Ah screw it, maybe pookie’s right - I’m just gonna say “talk” from now on…
[quote]pookie wrote:
Sabrina wrote:
t-ha wrote:
conversate’
Loud sigh.
Actually, real men say “I don’t wanna talk right now.”
“Conversate” is going on my “Learn to speak metrosexualese” list.
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I was told by a cute blonde last week that I was posh because I use the converse rather than conversate.
I thougth she made the word up.
I have to get out more often.
Fluffy
[quote]bjalifts wrote:
So T-men…help a girl out, OK??
What do guys WANT to talk about?
So far I’ve figured this is about it…
Sports
Sex
Bosses, if they’re jerks
Sex
Politics
Sex
And really, that’s about all, right?
(my guy’s not a big talker, you can tell)
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Add cars and motorcycles to your list and it looks pretty well-rounded.
[quote]Fluffy wrote:
I was told by a cute blonde last week that I was posh because I use the converse rather than conversate.
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I usually call them chucks and women never mind when I do that.
Conversate isn’t a word:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=define%3Aconversate&btnG=Search
There was a guy there named pook who was legendary.
This makes a lot of conversatingsationserys that- I thought were going well but ended in disaster- make sense.
A couple of seemingly harmless topics that exentualy explode-
[quote]MrTangerineSpedo wrote:
bjalifts wrote:
So T-men…help a girl out, OK??
What do guys WANT to talk about?
So far I’ve figured this is about it…
Sports
Sex
Bosses, if they’re jerks
Sex
Politics
Sex
And really, that’s about all, right?
(my guy’s not a big talker, you can tell)
Add cars and motorcycles to your list and it looks pretty well-rounded.[/quote]
Also, what type of beer he would like you to get him.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
This makes a lot of conversatingsationserys that- I thought were going well but ended in disaster- make sense.
A couple of seemingly harmless topics that exentualy explode-
And also…
3a. Where’s [our daughter’s] bottle? (As if I know where a 2 year old leaves things. I’ve found soft toys in the fridge, Lego blocks in my shoes, and crushed Coke cans shoved into the pedals of my exercise bike. 2 year old females are just as incomprehensible as the adult ones.)
[quote]bjalifts wrote:
Professor X wrote:
t-ha wrote:
See. We are very straight forward. So why all of the confusion?
So T-men…help a girl out, OK??
What do guys WANT to talk about?
So far I’ve figured this is about it…
Sports
Sex
Bosses, if they’re jerks
Sex
Politics
Sex
And really, that’s about all, right?
(my guy’s not a big talker, you can tell)
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That’s about it. Rather simple. But a man can talk sports for days, never repeating himself. Not so simple, now, is it?
Add cars and motorcycles to your list and it looks pretty well-rounded.
Also, what type of beer he would like you to get him.[/quote]
OH, you’re so right!
You’ve met my husband, haven’t you??!!!
Beer
Sex
Cars
Sex
Motorcycles
Sex
And I’ll add to my own list…
Boats
Sex!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
See. We are very straight forward. So why all of the confusion?[/quote]
It’s not confusing, at least to other men. Men are the only ones I know that can carry on a complete conversation with nods, grunts, and 1 and 2 syllable words.
Another unique feature of men is the ability to end a conversation in mid sentence, pick it up again 2 days later, and not miss a beat. We do this all the time at work. When I do this with my wife, she looks at me like I’m a tart or something. 
[quote]pookie wrote:
In the hope of increasing the harmony in men-women relations, allow me to present a short guide to understanding womanese:
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
5 Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means at least half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you’ve been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in “Fine.”
Go ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders with she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you over “Nothing.”
That’s okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint, just say “you’re welcome.”
Whatever: A woman’s way of saying “fuck you.”
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Pookie, the entitled feminazi, is so very intelligent. Thank you for sharing your ignorance with us.
[quote]bjalifts wrote:
Add cars and motorcycles to your list and it looks pretty well-rounded.
Also, what type of beer he would like you to get him.
OH, you’re so right!
You’ve met my husband, haven’t you??!!!
Beer
Sex
Cars
Sex
Motorcycles
Sex
And I’ll add to my own list…
Boats
Sex![/quote]
Actually, we don’t want to talk about sex… we want to have sex.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in “Fine.”
alternate definition;
Fine: I’m really pissed off and you had better know why.
I’d like to add ‘we need to talk’
Meaning: You’re fucked. She’s dumping your ass.