Miserere & Co's Laws of T-Nation Forumology
Miserere's 1st Law:
As a thread's length increases, the probability that it will
turn into an Evolution vs Creationism discussion aproaches 1.
Corollary to the 1st Law:
Once a discussion on Evolution vs Creationism has ensued, the
phrase "but it's just a theory" will appear within the next
Miserere's 2nd Law:
At any given time, the number of T-Nationers bulking is always
greater than the number of those cutting.
Miserere's 3rd Law:
When anyone or anything is refered to as being "gay," this
word will immediately be followed by the phrase "not that
there's anything wrong with that" enclosed in parentheses.
Miserere's 4th Law:
When a newbie begins a thread asking for advice on bulking, John
Berardi's Massive Eating will be referenced within the following
5 posts, Grow! within 10 and the Anabolic Diet within 15.
Corollary to the 4th Law:
A newbie will never be eating enough calories to grow.
ipjunkie's Corollary to the 4th Law:
A newbie will question why he needs to consume more calories.
Miserere's 5th Law:
The Atomic Dog will contain at least one reference to the
following subjects: movies, sex, women, muscles. The use of
sarcasm will be liberal and puns must be included.
Corollary to the 5th Law:[/u]
The Atomic Dog will insult at least 2 major groups of people.
And 99% of the T-Nation men will love that.
Miserere's 6th Law:
At least once a month the Powerful Image will be of a sexy
bimbo in a provocative pose who will look like she hasn't
even seen a weight in her life.
Corollary to the 6th Law:
Someone will invariably start a thread to complain about this
choice for a powerful image.
2nd Corollary to the 6th Law:
A large proportion of men will confess to finding her attractive
3rd Corollary to the 6th Law:
Within the first 10 posts at least one person will say
"she's got no muscle definition! but I'd do her anyway."
Miserere's 7th Law:
There will always be at least one male member looking at
Christiane's progress photos who does not know she is
married to Christian Thibaudeau.
Corollary to the 7th Law:
As Christiane's thread grows longer, the probablitity that a male
member will propose to her aproaches 1.
It is impossible for a whole banana to be eaten. The maximum anyone
can hope to eat is 0.9 of a banana.