Latest Government Innovation

That’s right folks, Mayor Chris Coleman from Saint Paul just released the Mayor’s office latest innovation – it’s a “new” paperless mail system. He writes, “I would like to personally invite you to participate in our next advancement in communication; our digital mail program.” (Welcome aboard the 21st Century, mayor; it’s only been like 2 decades since email was introduced.)

Oooo, neat-o, bonus! We can also link our Facebook account to the mayor’s office.

I tell you, I do not know what I would do were it not for he supreme overlords providing such technology.

That is cool as hell. Thank You Al Gore for inventing the web. I wonder if this douche still rides a horse and carriage to work.

Then we can pay more of our taxes into the USPS because no one uses the snail mail anymore. ALL thanks to Mayor Chris Coleman!! AWESOME