That's right folks, Mayor Chris Coleman from Saint Paul just released the Mayor's office latest innovation -- it's a "new" paperless mail system. He writes, "I would like to personally invite you to participate in our next advancement in communication; our digital mail program." (Welcome aboard the 21st Century, mayor; it's only been like 2 decades since email was introduced.)
Oooo, neat-o, bonus! We can also link our Facebook account to the mayor's office.
I tell you, I do not know what I would do were it not for he supreme overlords providing such technology.